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[feelslikeimspilling]

Hah! Sure you are. Tell that to the several contusions, laceration, chipped fragments of bone and hairline fractures you gifted me last time you were in such great control of yourself.

I have no place. I fit nowhere. My jigsaw piece has adjustable notches. You can't comprehend or accept that and that's why you'll never understand me.

[mismanagement]

[That gets him an incredulous look. She hit him, sure, but he'll live.] You would have washed out of the Imperial Academy on the first day with that attitude.

Then I will simply contain you, Will Graham. Despite your protests, you are a threat and will be treated accordingly.

[feelslikeimspilling]

I wash out of most things, that doesn't bother me. Though, I can't seem to wash off of your hands...

I am what you make me, Maketh. I can be the monster you need to gun down, the punching bag to take all your bitter, nasty, anger out on... But you'll never, truly contain me, I think you know that. My mind is too vast, I'll always find a way to be free.

You do realise how shotgun wedding you sound right now, don't you?

[ He can't help but poke back with jokes, he knows how serious see is and it's the best way to get a snarl from her. ]

[mismanagement]

Do you have no pride whatsoever?

What does that mean, shotgun wedded?

[No doubt he's insulting her.

Maketh scowls at him, not kindly.]

Your mind is fractured and little more. I wouldn't care what you did at all if you weren't a threat. As such, there's no point in having you killed. Other measures will be enacted.

[feelslikeimspilling]

I find pride is self-indulgent. Satisfaction from one’s own accomplishments doesn't appeal to me. I've felt it, I'm not fond of it. Not fond of what it's made me do in the past.

[ He laughs. He doesn't want to explain it, she'll probably take it literally. Got a scowl out of her though so that was fun. ]

It means you've made me your responsibility, against my will. You don't want me, but you're stuck with me and no good can come of it.

You speak of my death so easily without emotion at all... You don't see me as a person. Do you know how textbook sociopathic that makes you? You're the kind of thing I'm used to track down. How ironic.

[mismanagement]

[That's a curious thing to say. Maketh doesn't trust it.] Then why mention them at all?

[Perhaps as a warning. Look what I am, what I can do to you.

Well, she can play that game too.]

I am an Officer of the Imperial Court. If the situation requires the death of my enemies, then I will crush them underfoot.

[How many times has she repeated that exact phrase?]

It's quite simple, Will Graham. You'd hardly be the first.

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ Like she trusts him anyway? He simply shrugs his shoulders a little. ]

Look, Maketh. I'm not afraid of you, I don't want to die because I don't want to be brought back here... And I'm not one of your men, as much as you like to imply your dominance over me, you can't actually make me do anything I don't want to.

We got off on the wrong foot and I've allowed to let you push me about, but that's as far as it goes. Cat and mouse never ends well, for the cat too sometimes.

[mismanagement]

But you are a threat to the people under my protection.

[Thus the standstill. He won't behave and he continues to act irrationally. An unpleasant combination if ever there were.

She gives him a very flat look.]

Continue to push me and you'll discover exactly what I am capable of. You are going to toe the damn line. Stay out of my way and the way of my guardsmen. Threaten them in any way and I will contain you. That is understood, isn't it?

[feelslikeimspilling]

So who's going to protect me?! Here I'm just a civilian, just Will Graham. Where's your duty to me?

[ Oh, of course, he won't behave, it's not in him to do so. He likes his space and freedom and can't stand when pushy people try and meddle with his private space.

Will gives her the exact same look back, mirrored like a reflection in the water. ]

Oh, it's understood alright... And you understand it goes both ways?

[ Oh boy, why is he threatening her back? He really knows he shouldn't but she did start it. He just wanted to come curiously to see if anyone had noticed him. Should have known Maketh would butt in. she's the reason he can't have nice things. ]

[mismanagement]

My duty to you will begin when you show restraint and control of yourself. Until then you are a threat.

[Threats, civilian or otherwise - and he is certainly no civilian, whatever he might say - are dealt with.]

Threaten me all you like. It's been done by men far worse than you ever could be and shall accomplish nothing.

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ Will's sure he knows some men or at least one man that Maketh would struggle to understand and contain. But Will's glad he isn't here, he's part of the reason for most of his problems. So yea, we'll leave that puppy out in the cold. ]

This feels like it goes deeper than just your service to protect here. This is starting to feel very personal. You just don't like me, do you? But you can't just let me settle, can you?

[mismanagement]

[Maketh just gives him a flat look.] Of course I don't like you. You are a nuance.

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ That simply made Will smile. It was kind of satisfying to know that. A part of him felt she found him to interesting to leave him in peace. And that was fine, most people did. ]