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hadrielmods) wrote in dankmemes2016-11-20 10:15 am
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test drive meme #14
Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open November 24th, and apps are open December 1st. Please remember that starting in December, there is an app cap of 20 apps.
Two quick points here as well:1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!
Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!
F E A R
SCENARIO ONE: HOW SAUCY
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.
Watch out as you explore the streets of Hadriel, because you're not alone, and there's always something lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect chance to destroy you for your vegetarian ways. This time, the Door has brought in a large group of Killer Tomatoes, from the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes movie.
While it is not immediately clear how these odd creatures can kill you, rest assured that you should be quaking in your boots. They can bite with their weird little tomato mouths, they can roll after you surprisingly fast, and they can even explode! Truly terrifying. But if you manage to defeat some of these agents of terror and chaos, you could make some mean salsa.]
D R A G O N A G E
SCENARIO TWO: VACATION IN THEDAS
[While you're exploring the city, perhaps you'll run into another creature that's slipped through a rift and is exploring along with you - or perhaps hunting would be a better term. Yes, Hadriel is teeming with demons straight from Thedas.
Perhaps you'll run into a desire demon, who will offer you your deepest wish - in exchange for your body and soul, of course. Perhaps you'll find a pride demon, who will play upon your strengths and weaknesses until you give in to them. Or maybe it'll be a despair demon, there to crush all your hopes and dreams.
Or maybe, if you're very lucky, you'll just find a nug.
This is a mini version of our Fadeout event this month!]
C O N F U S I O N
SCENARIO THREE: SWEDISH MANUFACTURING
[You're in luck! You know that thing you've always wanted? Doesn't matter what it is - a cool weapon, a nice dress, a well-made bedstand, a rare magical invention. Whatever it is, you just managed to find it! Whoa!
Or, well, you managed to find a box with a picture of the item on it. When you open the box, you find all the necessary components for making that item, along with illustrated instructions for putting it together. There's no written instructions, just pictures, but you're smart, you can figure it out! And it'll look just like the photo on the box. You're sure of it.
Better get building! Okay, the instructions don't entirely make sense - did you screw that part in upside down? Wait, are these pages out of order? Maybe you can ask that person nearby for help, or maybe you'll just sink into the depths of confusion and despair. But keep trying! Just think of what you'll get if you succeed!]
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[ It's laden with his favourite brand of self deprecating sarcasm as he, for the moment, ignores the peanut gallery for blowing up another tomato. Only once the tackle fruit has been taken care of (or has joined his brethren in being paste), does he flip up his faceplate to raise an eyebrow at--]
Most people ask me to dinner rather than attack me with it, but hey, points for creativity.
[ Don't mind him flicking some tomato pieces at you, Matt, because if he has to be covered in it, he's gonna try to spread the love. Or something.]
And really? Puns? At a time like this? [ His grin is sharp and amused. ] So helpful.
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Do you think it's wrong to eat them? [he considers this for a moment] They were going to eat us, so it seems only fair.
[but he's glad to hear the amusement over the puns. finally! someone who appreciates his jokes and doesn't just get mad about it.]
Do you need help with this? Or have you got it in the can?
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Oh come on! [ His faceplate slips down, letting his curses come out a little more computerized than previously.] They can't fucking just... stop? I mean, where are they coming from?
[ Not that it really matters, Tony is busy dodging the things that really roll a whole hell of a lot faster than they should be able to, and firing off more blasts that, to his confusion and curiosity, don't always hit their mark.] There's magic involved in this, isn't there. So no, no I wouldn't eat them because for all we know, magic is contagious and ugh.
[ It takes a few more moments (more than he would like) before Tony feels like he can fly back over to Matt and not get eaten by fruit. He leaves the armour on. For now.]
I think you might want to brush up on 'can' puns, the first one was better.
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[sometimes it's difficult he is not a wealth of tomato puns unfortunately. but at least he can admit it when it happens.
i guess, though, since there's like three more tomatoes and it's really annoying, he'll draw the katana out of his cane and slice up a couple, avoiding tony's blasts with an uncanny ability to dodge.
and then they both reconvene after some tomato carnage. nice.]
Admittedly this whole getting kidnapped and then fighting killer tomatoes is messing with my sense of timing.