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If I'd known that, I might'a...might'a tried somethin' different. Mostly I was just tryin' to get away.
[That, uh, might not be completely honest there. He probably wouldn't've done anything better. Probably still would'a sprung it on Wade outta nowhere. Wouldn't've considered that he'd take it personally.
He might still be takin' it personally anyway. Who can say?]
[Wade can't exactly say he's unfamiliar with the feeling. He could say that his healing factor has instilled in him a sort of courage, but he'd be lying. What's the point of courage when virtually nothing can kill you?
He supposes that in a way, he's never really grown up from being that scared little kid whose life suddenly found itself spiraling out of control. He understands the need to escape. He understands the need to run.]
S'not like you'd get very far in here. I mean, it's a cave. Woulda tracked you down sooner or later.
I meant for me, you self-centered prick. You wanna get me to start talking about my oh noes angsty past you'd better be prepared for a shit-ton of waterworks.
[ALL RIGHT FINE this is what he gets for purposeful misinterpretation. Sometimes being jokey and ironic in his misdirection works. Sometimes, not so much.]
All right, all right. I hear ya.
[Putting those good listening skills to work, see?]
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[That, uh, might not be completely honest there. He probably wouldn't've done anything better. Probably still would'a sprung it on Wade outta nowhere. Wouldn't've considered that he'd take it personally.
He might still be takin' it personally anyway. Who can say?]
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[Wade can't exactly say he's unfamiliar with the feeling. He could say that his healing factor has instilled in him a sort of courage, but he'd be lying. What's the point of courage when virtually nothing can kill you?
He supposes that in a way, he's never really grown up from being that scared little kid whose life suddenly found itself spiraling out of control. He understands the need to escape. He understands the need to run.]
S'not like you'd get very far in here. I mean, it's a cave. Woulda tracked you down sooner or later.
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[A real sedentary lifestyle, and he'd already told Wade where he'd be endin' up anyway. No escaping those consequences for him.
Probably for the best someone's gonna hold him accountable, anyway.]
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The fact that you didn't kinda says somethin', don't it?
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[Don't always work out like that, of course.]
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Would've appreciated gettin' the news straight from the horse's mouth, but... y'know. I guess I can understand not wanting to make a big scene.
[Wade's become much more reasonable now that the conversation's moved away from his drinking.]
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[Figurin' that it must've been somethin' to do with him and not the other two elephants in the room, that is.]
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['Course, it's easier to blame yourself for this shit. He'd know better than anybody.]
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'Cause from my experience... doesn't stop you from feelin' like shit, either way.
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[Sorry about that. For what it's worth.]
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Should be, at least.
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[Okay wow he should stop talking now.]
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[Ouch. that might've been too harsh.]
It's cool, I can deal. You don't wanna hear me bitchin' and moanin' anyway, trust me.
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Well, hey. I hear I've got a great ear for a guy with no ears.
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[He barks out a laugh. It sounds false to his own ears.]
Maybe I'll tell you about it sometime. You might wanna bring tissues for it, though.
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[Don't mean he can't bring his listening ossicles.]
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I meant for me, you self-centered prick. You wanna get me to start talking about my oh noes angsty past you'd better be prepared for a shit-ton of waterworks.
I'm a gentle soul, after all.
[His smirk says otherwise.]
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All right, all right. I hear ya.
[Putting those good listening skills to work, see?]
Pencil it in sometime.