dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #3

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open November 24th, and apps are open December 1st.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: GIMME A HUG
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

Watch out as you explore the streets of Hadriel, because you're not alone, and there's always something on the rooftops watching and waiting for the perfect opportunity to separate you from your group and tear you into pieces. This time, the Door has brought in a large slithering beast for you meet.

This Titanoboa is not the friendliest of snakes. Over fifty feet long, it requires quite a lot of meals in order to keep going, and it seems to be most interested in making you one of them. A giant anaconda, this is a constrictor rather than a venomous snake - but don't worry. It's got teeth, too, in case it needs to do a touch of nibbling. We're sure you'll get along just fine.]

SCENARIO TWO: THE DOCTOR IS IN
[You awaken on an operating table. How did you get here? What's going on? You don't remember checking into a hospital or seeing a doctor, and when you try to get up you quickly discover that your hands and legs are secured tightly to the table, the straps digging into your skin.

Next to the table is a tray of gleaming steel surgical instruments, their sharp blades glittering as the overhead light flickers. They seem to be the only clean thing in the room, as you begin to realize that the walls of this operating room are moldy and stained, and there's something dripping from the ceiling. This may not be a legitimate hospital at all.

There are footsteps outside the door. It could be a friend - or not. Will you call for help? Try to free yourself? Lay back and wait for the doctor to arrive?]

H O P E

SCENARIO THREE: HOPESGIVING
[You find yourself in a kitschy, brightly lit, utterly pleasant gift shop. Lining the shelves are all manner of stuffed animals, inspirational figurines, greeting cards, and delightful ornaments. Some even look familiar, like something you might have seen before.

The door isn't locked. You can just leave, if you want. But on a pedestal where the registers should be is a globe of glittering light, and within it, a picture of the person you care for most in the world. Carved on the pedestal are the words Bring someone hope, and you will bring them happiness.

Of course, you aren't alone in there. Will you find something on the shelves to show to your companion, something that might bring them hope? Or maybe you brought something from home. Or maybe you don't care at all, and just want to smash everything in there. It's all up to you.

This is a simplified version of this month's Hope event.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Any retort Noah had about not wanting to do war is cut off.

The shove knocks him on his ass. Hard. Nothing breaks but he does kind of bite his lip pretty hard when he lands and that definitely bleeds unpleasantly, and his tailbone is absolutely going to be bruised and now he hurts wow thanks a lot asshole.

There's no fighting back, though. Just looking up at Morsov with sad eyes.]

Why'd you do that?

[Well that was pathetic. He was expecting to at least get kicked at.]

To see what you're worth.

Gonna end up a bloodbag if you're not careful. Full-life.

[He doesn't offer a hand up or anything, just cocks his head and watches him. ]

[Maybe if Morsov was like a literal monster... but he's just a person. Even if he's an asshole person, apparently. Noah is still just gonna take the abuse or remove himself from the situation.

He wipes at his lip.]

The fuck's a bloodbag?

You know, to keep the crew alive.

[Someone has no idea that he's not in the Wasteland anymore and Noah has no fucking clue what he's talking about.]

You don't wanna die hanging upside down bleedin' out do you?

Um, no, I would not like to die that way, I've already been beaten to death with a skateboard, being drained of blood upside down for - some ... weirdo vampire cult doesn't sound fun.

What's a vampire?

You look fine for being beaten to death? You heal fast?

[Your outlook as a bloodbag is looking better and better!]

Um, no, I died and got a new body...

Vampires like drink blood to stay alive. They aren't real though.

[Unlike ghosts, which clearly are.]

You can do that? I didn't get a new one!

[Well that's not fair! What'd you do that he didn't.]

Who would drink blood? Aqua-Cola is for drinking, blood is for spilling!

... I don't want to know what Aqua-Cola is, do I?

You don't know what Aqua-Cola is?

What do you drink in the Wasteland then? Piss?

Test Drive Meme #3

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YOU SAW NOTHING. ESPECIALLY NOT A BULLET BOY INSTEAD OF A WAR BOY.

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