Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[infinite1up]

Is the rule to drink once in general, or once for every person?

[tongueamok]

Every person... you murdered.

[What is wrong with you people.]

[infinite1up]

This might be a problem, then. I don't think there's enough alcohol in the bar for that one.

[tongueamok]

[tongueamok]

How can you possibly smile while saying that?

[infinite1up]

[Lots of drinks in so, hey, nobody's hiding anything here.]

I'm sorry, but you see, I quite like killing.

I wonder if anyone's tried getting Delight to set up a margarita pool yet.

[tongueamok]

You like killing? What kind of monster says that?!

[The kind of monster who answers this question with a smile, obviously.]

[infinite1up]

We can't help what we are. Let's see now. Fighting in one war, disposing of organized crime for a while, getting rid of inconveniences, dealing with security with rescuing a couple fellow demihumans, hijacking a plane... I think I'll just have to estimate a few thousand. I haven't had an excuse to drink like this in some time.

[tongueamok]

Right, going with "unholy abomination not fit for this world" to save myself the trouble.

[fracturedbeauty]

.... I'm right with Sato on this one. I would probably have to be resurrected a few times to finish that much alcohol.

[tongueamok]

Fantastic. A murderer and potential subject for necromancy.

[fracturedbeauty]

Mercenary. But yes. [He chuckles airily before taking a long drink.] What's the matter? Don't love the glossy feel of blood on your hands?

[tongueamok]

Absolutely not. That's disgusting.

[fracturedbeauty]

Oh, it's positively delightful. Or the looks on their faces as they realise they're about to lose everything. It's absolutely wonderful.

[He gives a delighted smirk.]

[tongueamok]

Right. Putting you down as 'another person who is completely mad.'

[fracturedbeauty]

How can you tell you don't like it if you've never tried it, though?

[elegant_and_proud]

[She's going to have a second shot now just because of how amused she is by overhearing this conversation. A+ trolling, Yukari. Bravo.]

[fracturedbeauty]

[But of course~ Thank you, thank you!]

[elegant_and_proud]

[She even raises her glass in his general direction. Cheers, fellow mercenary.]