Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[tongueamok]

Never have I ever murdered anyone. Still.

[He's judging all of you horrible people.]

[dedikated]

( She's going to drink while glaring right at you.

God tomorrow is going to be awful. )

[tongueamok]

I don't suppose you have a pamphlet on that, now do you?

[infinite1up]

Is the rule to drink once in general, or once for every person?

[tongueamok]

Every person... you murdered.

[What is wrong with you people.]

[skelebro]

[...]


...


[No jokes here. Sorry buddy.]

[tongueamok]

[You know, somehow, he didn't figure the magical skeleton would be a murderer.]

You're joking.

[mismanagement]

[Sigh. She drinks.]

You ought to be proud of that.

[tongueamok]

I'm simply astounded every time that I get so many responses to this.

[Hadriel, city of murderers.]

[therewillbeorder]

I'll do five shots- one for each of the planets I destroyed instead of one for each person I killed.

[His liver can only take so much and he's murdered so many.]

[tongueamok]

Planets? You mean worlds?

[tongueamok]

You've destroyed worlds?

[tongueamok]

Five worlds?

[Yep, the city is full of horrible people. Pass it on.]

[murderpotato]

[Gren's lining up twelve shots here and, yes, he will drink all of them.]

[tongueamok]

[He's just getting more and more unsure with every glass poured out. Starting to wonder if he's the only one who isn't a murderer in 3... 2...]

[turingmachine]

I cannot drink, but...

[tongueamok]

Fantastic. The construct is a murderer, too. Does it count for a construct?

[thechoiceisyours]

[Here Carlisle, have a thumbs up and no drinking from at least one person.

Though if we're gonna be technical he may have totally intended to kill two people and only ended up not doing so by chance and/or outside circumstances, but still. At least it would've been self-defense both times.]

[tongueamok]

[Self-defense doesn't count Chris, gosh.

But yes, don't drink. Don't let him think everyone in this cave has blood on their hands.]

[queensberry]

... Does it really count as murder if it's an assassination? Asking for a friend.

[elegant_and_proud]

That is a distinction that should be made, yes.

[oversear]

[ Takes a fucking sip of Sato's blood, babe. ]

[elegant_and_proud]

Does it count as murder if it was killing on the battlefield in a war? Or may I count fighting in the war as one shot?

[dylinquent]

( Don't worry, Carlisle, Dylan looks just as disturbed by all these confirmations. )

[deceiving_is_believing]

[Wait, does it count as murder if they're dead because it's all your fault?

Oh, well, he's a terrible person, anyway. He takes three drinks.]