Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[queensberry]

[Jacob considers pouring himself shots for this, but then he actually remembers how many guns he's owned.]

You are going to be the death of me.

[He starts on the whole bottle. You suck.]

[hotspurred]

Raise not my hopes.

[Jacob's probably the 'makes a miraculous recovery from the verge of death' kind of person, just to be that much more obnoxious.

He watches the contents of the bottle disappear.]

Why so many?

[queensberry]

[Oh, that's right. He'd wait long enough just to get Henry's hopes up, just to crush him.]

There are so many different kinds, Henry. One for every occasion. Wedding, funeral, crowning... you name it.