Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[hotspurred]

Never have I ever owned a gun.

[dedikated]

... ( fuck you, Percy.

So much drinking. )

[hotspurred]

[u wanna go, m8? Considering all he could say, he's being merciful.]

That many?

[He can't recall ever seeing Kate with a gun in Hadriel.]

[dedikated]

That long.

( She has one here, but doesn't hunt monsters down here so. No bullets. )

Good weapon when you need to move.

[hotspurred]

Ah. I suppose yours are.

[The modern kind, he means.]

...They were bombards on a tiny scale in my time. Made precisely the same — a single cast body, strengthened by many bands which encircled it. [He laughs.] All but useless in battle.

[trainspotter]

[don't mind him looking at that luscious hair while he drinks, it's fine...]

Really missing out.

[hotspurred]

[look, it's not hotspur's problem that jacob needs hats to hide his balding

presumably that's the source of his jealousy]

How so?

[A longbow is all he needs.]

[trainspotter]

[that is a valid theory and should be investigated more deeply]

Quick and efficient and somebody always needs a new one. [Guns in the hands of people who don't know how to use classic weapons tend to break a lot, for some reason? All that reckless murder.] Good for business.

[queensberry]

[Jacob considers pouring himself shots for this, but then he actually remembers how many guns he's owned.]

You are going to be the death of me.

[He starts on the whole bottle. You suck.]

[hotspurred]

Raise not my hopes.

[Jacob's probably the 'makes a miraculous recovery from the verge of death' kind of person, just to be that much more obnoxious.

He watches the contents of the bottle disappear.]

Why so many?

[queensberry]

[Oh, that's right. He'd wait long enough just to get Henry's hopes up, just to crush him.]

There are so many different kinds, Henry. One for every occasion. Wedding, funeral, crowning... you name it.

[mismanagement]

[Down another shot. Guess who's getting drunk and happy!]

We really ought to change that, Henry.

[hotspurred]

[A return to happy drunk is good to see.]

Perhaps. Yet there is naught wrong with my bow.

[mismanagement]

[Maketh beams at him.]

Ah, but my rifle is better.

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris--generally, anyway--doesn't drink, so an espresso shot it is on that.]

Turns out they're super helpful, especially here.

[hotspurred]

Is not the scarcity of bullets an issue?

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah, but I've only gone through like... Ten bullets or something? Since I've been here, I mean. And most of that was teaching other people how to shoot.

[He doesn't do any shooting or monster hunting unless he absolutely has to.]

[survivethis]

That's not fair. If you were from modern times, you probably would.

[But now she has to drink because of this.]

[hotspurred]

[With a grin, he remarks:]

And yet I am not.

[It's completely fair, Jill.]

[manofmettle]

I have to say I admire that you've gone this long in Hadriel without one.

[That whole bottle of grape juice? That's Danse's to chug down. He reckons halfway is about fair.]

[hotspurred]

[Henry dips his head in acknowledgement of the compliment.]

A knight of my skill has no need of them.

[manofmettle]

It wouldn't hurt to have some skill in fire arms though.

[godofrain]

I would guess this is the bright side of not knowing what a gun is.

[hotspurred]

You are yet to encounter one?

[That's surprising.]

They are popular weapons in this city. 'Tis a handheld apparatus which uses black powder to fire a small piece of metal at incredible speed with great precision, by way of pressing a lever.