Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[skelebro]

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[No jokes here. Sorry buddy.]

[tongueamok]

[You know, somehow, he didn't figure the magical skeleton would be a murderer.]

You're joking.

[skelebro]

[Oh, don't get him wrong. His LV's still at 1. But it was kinda this whole trial and error type thing. They still remember it, and that's the important bit.

He don't answer. He just uncorks a thing of mustard and starts swigging.]

[tongueamok]

[More (unsure) staring.]

I can't tell if that counts, since you're drinking a condiment.

[skelebro]

'S alcoholic.

[He mixed it up special. No worries here.]

[tongueamok]

I suppose it does, then.

[Duly noted that he's giving magic lessons to a murderer.]

I have to admit that I'd have never suspected you of such a thing.

[skelebro]

[Yeah, well. It's not somethin' you go around advertising.]

Not proud of it.

[tongueamok]

At least there's that. That sets you apart from the people who are happy to be counted as murderers.

[skelebro]

Gold star for not bein' a complete piece of work, huh?

[tongueamok]

Remorse is what separates men from monsters.

... Well, true monsters. Not monsters like yourself, you see. Actual monsters incapable of understanding right from wrong and what have you.

[skelebro]

Funny. Back home, they say kinda the same thing. Not with monsters, just...

[Vague hand gesture.]

Y'know. The more you kill, the harder it is to hurt.

[tongueamok]

I would hope to never get to the point where I was completely desensitized to such an act.

[skelebro]

That's the hope for all of us, buddy.

[His LOVE is still at 1.

But some things carry over.]