Never ever have I ever felt so low

[dylinquent]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post a statement beginning with "never have I ever" that your character has never done!
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like!
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[therewillbeorder]

I'll do five shots- one for each of the planets I destroyed instead of one for each person I killed.

[His liver can only take so much and he's murdered so many.]

[tongueamok]

Planets? You mean worlds?

[tongueamok]

You've destroyed worlds?

[tongueamok]

Five worlds?

[Yep, the city is full of horrible people. Pass it on.]

[therewillbeorder]

Yes.

And a few moons as well but I believe they were uninhabited. Well, at least some of them were.

[Because that's the important detail here.]

[tongueamok]

[W H Y

Scratch that. He does not want to know.]

And I thought the people who drank to this last time were terrible.

[therewillbeorder]

[Good idea. He has a speech and everything about that.]

I would be curious if anyone can do better five planets and 2.1 trillion beings. You'll have to let me know if that happens.

[tongueamok]

Right. Of course I will. 'So who here has killed the most people?' is exactly the kind of answer I was hoping to find from this.

[Great. Now it's turned into some kind of murderous competition. Good job, Carlisle.]

[therewillbeorder]

I'm always happy to help.

[There are a lot of people who like murder in the murdercave..]

[tongueamok]

[elegant_and_proud]

How many have you killed with either your bare hands, or a handheld weapon such as a sword, gun, or blunt object?

[Because the distinction between that sort of kill count and the kill count that comes from a superweapon matters.]

[therewillbeorder]

Well, I've killed 4 people with my blaster. None by sword, we're not primitive savages. And blunt objects is so messy.

I've released 4 out an airlock but then again I don't know exactly how they died eventually. Poisoned 5- well 6 but the last one survived, unfortunately. But he died shortly after of heart failure so I like to think that being poisoned helped things along but it would have been nice to have been there to watch him die.

[elegant_and_proud]

[Huh. Lower than she'd expected, but still in the double digits.]

I will grant that it is not a modern weapon, but I must object to your assessment that the use of a sword makes one a savage. Swordsmanship is an art form.