thechoiceisyours: (❄ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ)
Chris Hartley ([personal profile] thechoiceisyours) wrote in [community profile] dankmemes2017-08-12 07:23 pm
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Two Truths and a Lie



• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess.
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Make sure to put in a content warning if any of the truths/lies would warrant one
• Have fun!
lifetothefullest: (ɪ ᴄʟᴜɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋ)

Dr. Lance Sweets | Bones

[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-12 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Will post sub-threads!]
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[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I started college when I was fourteen, and have four degrees.

I was shot once by a murder suspect, during a standoff.

Although I'm a terrible cook, I can actually bake pretty well.
drabsolutelynot: (pic#11493560)

[personal profile] drabsolutelynot 2017-08-13 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really hoping the baking is a truth.
lifetothefullest: (ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍɪsғɪʀᴇ)

[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
It is. Clearly I learned the more important of the two related food-based skills.
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[personal profile] drabsolutelynot 2017-08-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you humans cannot subsist on a pastry-based existence, Lance. I went to medical school just to be sure.

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mismanagement: (004)

[personal profile] mismanagement 2017-08-13 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
.....

Does schooling not generally start at fourteen in your world?
lifetothefullest: (ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ᴀs ᴅᴀʏ)

[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
High school starts at fourteen; college varies, but if you go directly after high school usually you start at eighteen.
mismanagement: (011)

[personal profile] mismanagement 2017-08-13 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
How--strange.

[She is not jealous. She is not so don't even start.]

I don't see how you could avoid getting shot, considering your--everything, so I deem the baking to be the lie.

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lifetothefullest: (ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ)

[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been outside of the United States.

I was engaged once, but never married.

The only jobs I've ever had that weren't directly related to my degrees in psychology involved music in some way.
notimpervious: (i know)

[personal profile] notimpervious 2017-08-13 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
The third one is the lie. You must have worked other jobs. Even I have worked other jobs!

[Because you were on the run, Brennan.......]
lifetothefullest: (ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ɪs ʀɪsɪɴɢ)

[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Dr. Brennan, when exactly do you think I had time to work a lot of different jobs?

[And okay, he did have three outside of his jobs at the FBI, but one was the dark time of teaching car salesmen psychology tips and the others were indeed music-related.]
notimpervious: (just wanna have fun)

[personal profile] notimpervious 2017-08-13 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Summers.

[That's a thing people do, right. Summer jobs. It's very common in American culture.

OH NO WAIT--]


You have been outside of the country! You have a degree from the University of Toronto. You said so at my father's trial.

[Yes sure let's just bring up that one time everyone was trying to prove her dad murdered a guy. Because he actually murdered a guy. And yet she planted reasonable doubt in the hearing. LET'S JUST. REVISIT THAT.]

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fracturedbeauty: (How clever.)

[personal profile] fracturedbeauty 2017-08-13 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, clearly being out of the U.S. is the lie. You're in the caves, after all~
lifetothefullest: (ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ)

[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think being here kind of doesn't count, but you're right all the same.

[And good thing that was the lie anyway so it's less of an oversight LEAVE HIM ALONE OKAY]
fracturedbeauty: (I'm quite curious.)

[personal profile] fracturedbeauty 2017-08-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it counts. You said never and well... feel free to go back to the previous argument anytime you like~
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[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I was an officially-ranked chessmaster in college.

I've written a few books, but haven't actually published any.

I once kept a goat in my office at the FBI building for a few days.
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-08-13 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You don't seem as if you are the type to win at a game like chess.
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[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Um EXCUSE YOU?]

And why is that?
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[personal profile] therewillbeorder 2017-08-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're naive and soft. You don't seem the type to be willing to go in for the kill in order to win.

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[personal profile] dedikated 2017-08-13 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
... Why a goat?

( Kate you're supposed to guess not ask questions. )
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[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Because it needed somewhere to stay until the animal rescue opened for the week.

[Obviously. :c]

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[personal profile] einselective 2017-08-13 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of books?
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[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Two psychology-related nonfiction books, and one fictionalized account of true events.

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[personal profile] requiemshark 2017-08-13 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You're definitely nerdy enough for chess, so that's out.

Nah, if you've written a book, you got that shit published.
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[personal profile] lifetothefullest 2017-08-13 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
At least someone believes I can play chess.

But you're correct. Two of my books are published, and the third I only just finished.

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