Two Truths and a Lie

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• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess.
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
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• Make sure to put in a content warning if any of the truths/lies would warrant one
• Have fun!

Comments

Michael Munroe | Original

[aroundthecoroner]

[Oh boy. Quick, what's interesting but not incriminating?]

I've gotten a black eye from a dead guy.

Everyone in my family is a doctor of some kind.

I've removed many human organs and not put them back where they go.

[... Nailed it.]

[notimpervious]

If the third one is true, I hope the humans in question were deceased.

The first one is the lie. The deceased cannot hurt us. [Well...] Unless they are carrying a highly infectious disease, in which case it is possible that they may cause an epidemic or worse.

[aroundthecoroner]

[Wow okay he cannot believe that worked.]

Uh, nope, that one's actually true. Turns out they can hurt you if you trip while you're carrying one, too.

[This will clearly make him look cool and put-together.]

[notimpervious]

You must be incredibly careless if you cannot handle human remains without tripping.

[BRENNAN...]

[aroundthecoroner]

[FAIR...]

If it's any consolation I was very sorry about it? It was an accident.

[notimpervious]

I imagine you were. You could have damaged the remains.

[She typically thinks of remains as evidence, so...]

[einselective]

[Why are so many people around here psychos from the sounds of it.]

Let me guess, the falsehood is number 2.

[aroundthecoroner]

Oh, yep. Because I'm not a doctor. I'm... kind of the opposite of a doctor? I mean not really, that would be like, a disease.

[Not helping his case probably.]

[einselective]

{nooooooope, suspicious time!]

I can't think of too many professions where you'd be removing organs and putting them... other places.

[aroundthecoroner]

Just on scales, mostly. Sometimes on another table?

[Oh, right.]

I work in a morgue.

[einselective]

.......oh.

Given the people that show up around here, you never know.

[That's not really an apology, but she didn't exactly call him a psycho outright either. So it's fine.]

[dedikated]

( ... )

Got so many questions here.

( Like. So. Many. )

[aroundthecoroner]

Well... [Fair...] That's not how you play the game?

[dedikated]

( Wow rude she likes to interrogate.

But fine. )

No idea why you'd put organs in th' wrong place, so sayin' that's a lie.

( ... It's entirely not, isn't it? It's obvious in her tone that she holds no real hope for that to be a lie. )

[aroundthecoroner]

[At this point he still finds his dumb ruse kind of funny.]

Well, I guess they go back into the body eventually, just like, in a plastic bag.

[Hilarious.]

No, that's not the lie.

[hasitsthorns]

I don't know, man, a whole family of doctors?

That's a little unbelievable to me.

[ Enjoy this smartass, Michael. ]

[aroundthecoroner]

Well, it should be? Because it's a lie.

[He'll see your smartassery and raise you some more of it.]

[hasitsthorns]

Aha! I still got it.

All you people trying to fib a fibber, I'm a pro at this game.

[aroundthecoroner]

I mean, to be fair, a few of them are doctors. Just not me. [Shrug.]

Are you like... a con artist... ?

[tongueamok]

Was the dead fellow in the first statement an undead?

[aroundthecoroner]

[A what-]

Like... a vampire? No.

[There's probably an irony here he's missing.]

[tongueamok]

Or a zombie. A lich. A ghost with any kind of physical capabilities. There are many types of undeads.

[A real concern for Carlisle.]

[aroundthecoroner]

It- None of those. It was just a regular dead guy.

[Dude what???]

That one's true, for the record.

[requiemshark]

[....huh. Interesting.]

Considering all the shit that's gone down here, I'm betting not everybody's a doctor in your family.

[aroundthecoroner]

Well, you're right, that one was the lie, but it has nothing to do with weird stuff going on here.

[What are you implying, sir?]