Chris Hartley (
thechoiceisyours) wrote in
dankmemes2017-08-12 07:23 pm
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Two Truths and a Lie

• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess.
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Make sure to put in a content warning if any of the truths/lies would warrant one
• Have fun!

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I was a martial arts champion by age 10.
I once had a dog named Dog because I was the most creative child you've ever met.
I was in a fraternity for a week before getting kicked out.
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A fraternity's something you do in college, right?
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You named the dog something else, right?
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[.....]
Not that we're playing for anything? Whatever. What're dogs like? The only ones I know are the ones that tried to eat my face when I was kid.
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Dogs are the best, if you raise 'em right. Sounds like you ran up against ones people used for defense, they might've still been good to their masters. But a good dog cuddles, will learn commands and tricks, will protect you from strangers... they're great. I don't have time for one anymore or I'd have one.
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Don't think they were trained. Something in the atmosphere made 'em a little bonkers. Always heard stories about them eating people, but I'm pretty sure that was a just a story the older kids told to freak us out. 80% sure.
....maybe 75%.
Huh. Guess I need to meet some dogs. I like cats, though. Dane caught one in the pelican once, and we kept it as a mascot for a few months. Cute little bugger.
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There's a guy here I see all the time with a dog, it looks friendly. I'll ask if we can have a puppy playdate. Dogs are usually friendlier than cats, I've never had one. Ma was allergic.
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Makes sense. We'll have to do that sometime.
Right. The year I enlisted, I had nine foster siblings. I suck at chess. That cat we found in the pelican? We named him Killer.
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....you're good at chess?
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Fuck. You win. I actually am good at chess.
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Hah!
Okay. I dye my hair, I talk to my Ma at least three times a day, and I've got a baseball card collection.
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Nobody likes their mom that much, dude.
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There's no baseball card collection.
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[But either way....]
Goddamn.
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[ He grins, a little wry. ]
My Ma's a real trip. You'd hate her.
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[Because. Goddamn.]
Maybe. I'd try not to.
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She's... very blunt. She flat out told Liv she was too pale and needed a makeover when they met. And then gave her one. It was awful.
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[Apparently it's different with your parents. He's heard that.]
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[ He goes quiet... he doesn't miss the constant calls about nothing, but he does miss his mother. He's never not spoken to her for this long before. ]
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You miss her.
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[He says it quietly. Because he has lost family, even if it's not quite the same. It hurts - God, it hurts - but then, eventually, you learn to live with it.]
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You wanna keep playing or did I win?
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