dankmemes | they're just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics.

they're just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics.

THE HOT/CUTE OR NOT MEME

1. post a picture. please link if you post more than one, and be sure to note (even vaguely) nsfw images!

2. go around and rate others on a scale of 1-10 for their hotness or their cuteness/prettiness, for those of you who might play kids or unconventional characters. or don't. it doesn't matter to me.

3. discuss? bashfully refute these claims? defend your beautiful face's honor from such unscrupulous insults?

stolen from cuddlecity 'cause I'm a lazy bitch.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

some more | accurate | dorkery | before I post THIS fucking bullshit

Your appearance is boyish and quite lacking in markers of strong males of the species. But while you lack the societally proscriped qualities of a strong, dependable provider, you possess features that indicate you can be a gentle, loving parent.

6/10.

[opens mouth closes mouth]

I kind of want to say thanks, but I'm not entirely sure this is a compliment? So... tentative thanks?

It is a compliment! There is a growing tendenccy to mate and settle with your type.

[Ah yes, exactly what he wants.]

Right. Cool. Thanks.

[She is absolutely s h o o k at that last one. How dare you, Michael.]

Uh. That last one is fake, right?

What makes you say that?

[Don't be mean Kyna.]

Because.

[She probably won't be mean.]

I didn't know you were hiding that under that jacket.

Please don't make this weird.

[someone help]

This is hot or not. Do you really think it's not going to be weird? Anyway, you get a seven.

Seven I can deal with.

[ glances at that last picture

rosie.exe has stopped working, please reboot your rosie and try again ]

Uh.

Like. Eight? Nine with a smile, maybe. The glasses are pretty adorkable, I gotta' say.

Always thought they made me look like a huge nerd, but I guess people are apparently into that?

[Maybe he should stop wearing contacts altogether when he gets back home.]