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they're just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics.
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[those ARMS]
If I swoon, will you catch me?
If I swoon, will you catch me?
Objectively speaking, you possess many qualities that men find desirable.
7/10
7/10
Behold the official art for one (1) son of Hades!
Seven. You're a cute little punk looking kid.
Your appearance is boyish and quite lacking in markers of strong males of the species. But while you lack the societally proscriped qualities of a strong, dependable provider, you possess features that indicate you can be a gentle, loving parent.
6/10.
6/10.
You have successfully managed to pose in such ways as to appeal to the ones who like "bad girl" and "good girl" types.
7/10
7/10
Everyone loves a man in uniform, right?
The placement of your sword to suggest your penis would be tasteful if not for what appear to be thorns crafted onto the blade. The clean uniform and golden phallic objects are better. Your disheveled hair suggests you are playful and perhaps mischievous beneath the apparent rigidness suggested by your uniform.
5/10
5/10
[Sometimes it's hard to remember there's a guy underneath that hat and cloak.]
Never heard of a journalist using a pistol instead of a camera.
0/10 for your bad attitude.
Okay no, 1/10 because that's a nice cloak.
Okay no, 1/10 because that's a nice cloak.
[Shiiiiiiiit he's hot.]
You are ridiculously pretty for a bouncer, you know that, right?
You are ridiculously pretty for a bouncer, you know that, right?
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