they're just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics.

[dedikated]

THE HOT/CUTE OR NOT MEME

1. post a picture. please link if you post more than one, and be sure to note (even vaguely) nsfw images! 2. go around and rate others on a scale of 1-10 for their hotness or their cuteness/prettiness, for those of you who might play kids or unconventional characters. or don't. it doesn't matter to me. 3. discuss? bashfully refute these claims? defend your beautiful face's honor from such unscrupulous insults? stolen from cuddlecity 'cause I'm a lazy bitch.

Comments

-10 for personality

[occupiesvitalregions]

Everyone loves a man in uniform, right?

[notimpervious]

The placement of your sword to suggest your penis would be tasteful if not for what appear to be thorns crafted onto the blade. The clean uniform and golden phallic objects are better. Your disheveled hair suggests you are playful and perhaps mischievous beneath the apparent rigidness suggested by your uniform.

5/10

[occupiesvitalregions]

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START]

Who said it was--! Golden whats--! What do you mean a five?!

lmao prussia... sry about her...

[notimpervious]

[ s h r u g s c: ]

Yes. You are trying too hard to increase your score rather than letting your body speak for you.

she's not wrong

[occupiesvitalregions]

My whole body speaks for me! One whole package! One whole, totally awesome, most-definitely-a-10 package.

lmfao omg

[notimpervious]

Perhaps.

[puzzlingly]

Cool accessories!

[occupiesvitalregions]

Thanks! But that's not a number.

[puzzlingly]

Eh?

[occupiesvitalregions]

Ain't people supposed to rate everyone on a scale of one to ten? Though I can take saying nothing means it's an automatic ten, so there's no reason to say anything.

[puzzlingly]

Nah, won't do that. It's demeaning. But if you feel you deserve a ten, be my guest.

[occupiesvitalregions]

Yep! It totally counts!