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THE HOT/CUTE OR NOT MEME

1. post a picture. please link if you post more than one, and be sure to note (even vaguely) nsfw images!

2. go around and rate others on a scale of 1-10 for their hotness or their cuteness/prettiness, for those of you who might play kids or unconventional characters. or don't. it doesn't matter to me.

3. discuss? bashfully refute these claims? defend your beautiful face's honor from such unscrupulous insults?

stolen from cuddlecity 'cause I'm a lazy bitch.

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Edited 2017-09-17 22:08 (UTC)

[Shiiiiiiiit he's hot.]

You are ridiculously pretty for a bouncer, you know that, right?

I've been told. But people usually use that as an insult before they aim a punch at my face.

Doesn't look like anyone's managed to bust your nose, though.

Not as a bouncer. I broke it once doing martial arts when I was a kid but it straightened itself back out.

That was lucky. I think my nose is the one thing I haven't broken.

It sucks. Your whole face hurts for like a month and it's hard to breathe at night. I don't recommend it.

Yeah think I'll be avoiding that one for as long as possible.

I'll steer clear when we spar.

Look at you being a gentleman.

That's me. Usually.

Usually?

Hey, you actually want to hurt me and all bets are off.

See, that's a good attitude right there.

All my attitudes are good ones, haven't you learned that yet?

Apparently not. Guess we'll need to hang out more.

Heh. I won't complain about that.

[Oh god. Don't blush. Do not blush you are a professional soldier.]

Uh. Well. Good.

[ Oh my god is that a blush? ]

You feeling okay? You look a little flushed.

[Nooooooo.]

Nope, perfectly fine! I'm going to go train now bye.

Alright, see you later.

From one Drake to another, 8/10.

👍

Right back at you, man. Very nice.

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