they're just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics.

[dedikated]

THE HOT/CUTE OR NOT MEME

1. post a picture. please link if you post more than one, and be sure to note (even vaguely) nsfw images! 2. go around and rate others on a scale of 1-10 for their hotness or their cuteness/prettiness, for those of you who might play kids or unconventional characters. or don't. it doesn't matter to me. 3. discuss? bashfully refute these claims? defend your beautiful face's honor from such unscrupulous insults? stolen from cuddlecity 'cause I'm a lazy bitch.

Comments

something rushes in alright

[armcollector]

( source )

( crying about dogs / he usually has a doofy grin / here he is naked (its sfw) )

[fliplizard]

2/10

[armcollector]

Hmm. Hmmmm. Hm. Well.

[After mulling it over for a bit, he finally nods.]

That's fair.

[nonscriptum]

6/10 for man bun

[He's kidding. (No he's not.)]

[armcollector]

It was a phase!!!

[Things that aren't a phase: the fact he wears those awful toe shoes on the daily and has since his first arrival.]

[nonscriptum]

Was it, though?

[He feels like, deep down, you might still be a man bun kind of guy, Magnus. And let's not get into those toe shoes...]

[armcollector]

...Okay, you got me. Men can wear our hair nice if we want, okay. Women don't have to get to have all the fun. Beauty is universal!!

[Says the man who is likely wearing toe shoes at this very moment.]

[restinglichface]

Don't let it go to your head or anything, but I dunno maybe like a ten.

[armcollector]

What!!! Coming from you, this is huge. What did I even do??

[restinglichface]

Lift me over your head, duh. It's a nice view above all of the peasants.

[armcollector]

Okay. So it's because I can bench press a tiny elf. I'm pretty sure Angus is the only person here who can't lift you.