(+44): The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

[puzzlingly]

get them while they're hot

Comments

[hot_mes]

beer is nasty. get me some rum. you owe me.

[beer is like bread and we can't have that]

[lifetothefullest]

That might be true, but it's also not the point.

[lifetothefullest]

Those are usually the same thing in my line of work.

[puzzlingly]

no
you should

...

you really should

[closerift]

[ oh... oh, no ]

that. isn't at all what i mean. not even a little.

[lemontree]

I am glad that you agree.
It was not unfair. He knew what his decision would mean.

[puzzlingly]

then what!

[puzzlingly]

i think i made my point very clear

[hot_mes]

I don't know, sometimes people like a relatable human more than a doctor

[puzzlingly]

no it is i know. kk rum it is
whats with pirates and rum?

[hot_mes]

I'm not drugging someone because you think it would be funny

[puzzlingly]

its not that he needs it. like really

[hot_mes]

easier to make, never goes bad, cheap? take your pick

[hot_mes]

if this is the guy you think is like me...

[puzzlingly]

[puzzlingly]

aye capt
law teach me to cure people btw

Ravine.

[whip_poor_will]

1. Then she opened the door and pitched the squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"

2. 5 things that make me perfect:
The skin of a dead slave. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

[puzzlingly]

totally get you. would have done the same
its a shame about your date

[hot_mes]

no

it takes years, you'll be 40 before you'd get to where I am

Aren Brosca

[paragonbrosca]

1. I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...

2. The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

3. You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

4. I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?

[puzzlingly]

im never gonna be 40
fine but we gonna die then

2

[puzzlingly]

dibs on the sunglasses

1

[puzzlingly]

call me when they start playing card games

[hot_mes]

but you're already dead how are you going to die

although maybe it'll teach you a lesson

[closerift]

well, before i can really give you advice, i need to know what it is you're trying to do and what you're looking for.