(+44): The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

[puzzlingly]

get them while they're hot

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Aren Brosca

[paragonbrosca]

1. I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...

2. The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.

3. You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

4. I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?

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[puzzlingly]

call me when they start playing card games

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[paragonbrosca]

Sure thing. If they get to that point, I'm recruiting them for a game of Wicked Grace.

2.

[circumitus]

ugh, hate it when that happens.

2.

[paragonbrosca]

He was grabby and I have a sword with a fire run, you do the math.

Re: 2.

[circumitus]

in that case


it better have been painful.

as in you left some scars and shit.

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[closerift]

you, too???

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[paragonbrosca]

Yep. Mornings are my enemy even on good days, so imagine how much fun they are when it's not.

[closerift]

i can imagine.
it's good to know that we have this in common, warden.