honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing

[dedikated]

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone flat-out what you think of them as a person? Does your roommate have this one quirk that drives you up the wall, like dripping apathy all over the kitchen sink? Sometimes all it takes to be the best person you can be is a dose of self-awareness, sometimes what it takes instead is a cluebat to the head... and sometimes they just have a stupid name you can never quite spell right.

For all this and more, have I got the meme for you!

THE LOWDOWN
i. Post a header with your character's name.
ii. Comment in-character to other people's headers. With what? Depends on your CR! Maybe they're a good person and really should keep on keeping on, maybe literally everyone can see they need to suck it up and confess already, maybe they'll change their wicked ways if just one extra person casts aspersions on their pompadour. Bring in examples if you want, as with any helpful critique. Be as creative as you like!
iii. Other characters will comment to yours, no doubt overflowing with well-meaning advice on how to be the best person they can be. Your character is free to respond. Excuse you, maybe despair is still in fashion?
iv. Feel free to assume there's a compulsion to speak their minds, if your character's not usually the type to give unsolicited advice.
v. A probably unnecessary reminder, but just remember, this is not a place for OOC crit! There are other, more appropriate channels for that.

Comments

Michael Munroe

[aroundthecoroner]

+ the Visitor why not

[imhisaunt]

You should be kinder to yourself.

[aroundthecoroner]

I don't think I really deserve that.

[imhisaunt]

Of course you do. You are a person... you are a good friend... you've got a heart and feelings.

[aroundthecoroner]

Well. [TECHNICALLY YES.] Yeah, but I'm also- I do some pretty awful stuff, Delmar.

[imhisaunt]

Awful stuff?

[aroundthecoroner]

I've hurt people.

[Forced honesty and all...]

I've killed people, too.

[imhisaunt]

[A long moment of quiet. Maybe he's hoping you'll say you are kidding, or maybe he just doesn't understand]

Why?

[aroundthecoroner]

[And as much as he'd like to lie, he cannot bc meme magic, so:]

Because something else wanted me to.

[puzzlingly]

You're a mess.

[aroundthecoroner]

That's fair, honestly.

[puzzlingly]

... You might also be a bit of a pushover...

「He's being kind...」

What's up with you anyway?

[aroundthecoroner]

That is... also fair...

[Has he proven that point yet?]

God, where do I even start? You're a spirit possessing a body, right? It's like that, but there're two of us, and the other one sucks.

[puzzlingly]

... Shit, really!?

[aroundthecoroner]

Uh, yep. It's not even a person, it's kind of a monster? And it likes to eat people.

[Shrug when he should not be shrugging at this.]

[puzzlingly]

「What else should be doing, dude?」

Can't you have that exorcised?

[ghostlocked]

Hey, I'm into you.

1/3

[aroundthecoroner]

2/3

[aroundthecoroner]

3/3

[aroundthecoroner]

I think I might be into you also.

[ghostlocked]

[...OH.]

Wait, seriously? What do you mean you "think"?

[aroundthecoroner]

I mean, I don't know. I've only been in like, one relationship. What if I'm just all about this because I'm super emotional right now?

[ghostlocked]

[...oh.]

Are you usually the type to over-invest yourself when you're emotional?

[aroundthecoroner]

Well, no, I guess not.

[He hasn't come out of every life crisis with a crush on someone who helped him out so???]

[ghostlocked]

[...Oh????????

IS THIS A GOOD REACTION OR A BAD REACTION HE CAN'T TELL???]

So... Evidence suggests it's probably not just you being emotional, right?