Test Drive Meme #29

[hadrielmods]

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open February 21st, and apps are open March 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:

1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: FRACTURED FUTURE?
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

This time, the Door has decided to bring in some monsters who already have a taste of what it's like to win their war. Welcome to the Risen, from the Fire Emblem franchise!

Risen are reanimated corpses, dedicated to obeying their master's will. While they have some form of sentience, they cannot be dissuaded from their goal and attack all who oppose them with a singleminded desire to execute their purpose, which unfortunately for you is "killing indiscriminately". Still, they're not all bad and some of them may even be relieved to finally be put to death. Have fun!]

T R A N Q U I L I T Y

SCENARIO TWO: ONLY THE GOOD STUFF
[Tranquility has decided to take over Hope's food supply regimen and- well, if anyone thought he was a self righteous hipster before, this is probably what's going to seal the deal. All the food provided in the shops is now extremely vegan-only, from basic lettuce to the most bland fruit you can stand to look at.

None of it even tastes like anything, either- it's all like you're eating water. Maybe to Tranquility, this is a feast, but for you, it's difficult to register that you're even full. Better start prepping those salt mines- it's gonna be a long month.]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: YANDERE LIFE
[Unfortunately for you, you came at a time when Rage was very unhappy with everyone- and now you get to suffer for it. Is there anyone who catches your eye? Anyone who you might want to get to know a little better? Well, you're about to get to know them a lot better, because now you're obsessed with them.

It's not the innocent kind of obsession, either- this is a full speed ahead, breakdown, pull out the knives and rope kind of obsession, where your desire to be near someone is synonymous with stalking, being a creep, and overall just not really anything remotely approaching healthy.

Better look out and hope that nobody gets a crush on you either.

This is a mini version of our Kiss me Kill me event this month.]

Comments

[doublecrowss]

[ ... no, that wasn't quite what he was looking for, but he still got the thing he really wanted: attention. Alas, no stopping from this boy, no. He's gonna do the unthinkable.

He's gonna indulge her. ]

Well, it was fairly difficult to juggle a full-time job with school work and keep a healthy life on top of it, but I can assure you I ate proper meals on more than one occasion! [ He's also going to show off a little while he's at it because, hey. That's how adults take him seriously. ]

Ah, but how about we add some rice to this mix? Along with seaweed and tofu, that could make for delicious vegetarian sushi!

[ You can't tell from his smile, but that sounds absolutely gross to him. ]

[notimpervious]

[No don't indulge her...]

That much is evident from the fact that you seem quite fit and healthy for a young humanoid male.

[She's used to non-humans being a thing by now.

Also, she 100% cannot tell he is lying.]

Yes! There are fish to eat as well, if you prefer traditional sushi. However, I find I enjoy the idea of a vegetarian variety. I'm... not certain it is organic, given our abductors' involvement in its creation, but I believe it will be satisfactory. It is a shame you were not here to see the orchard. It was beautiful, and its fruits were delicious.

[doublecrowss]

[ But! If he indulges her, he gets her attention! It's simple math, really!! ]

A "young humanoid male"...? You almost sound as though you're questioning my human quality, haha...! [ Which would be a shame, he's trying very hard here to put up his usual Pleasant Boy persona in spite of his... questionable humanity. ]

Ah, I admit I have never tried my hand at fishing, and I have yet to ascertain my skill level with a knife-- [ He's more of a gun type of guy, you see. ] --so I think I'll have to settle for the vegetarian variety for now. But, if you don't mind my asking, what happened to this orchard you spoke of?