dankmemes | Test Drive Meme #29

Welcome to Hadriel's test drive, and thank you again for your interest in the game! As always, our reserves page is here, and our applications page is here! Reserves open February 21st, and apps are open March 1st. Please remember that there is an app cap of 20 apps.

Two quick points here as well:
1. Any thread made in Hadriel's test drive will be accepted as the sole Action Log sample in the application.
2. All threads made in the test drive can be considered game canon, either through handwaving or through a shared mental experience while coming through the Door!

Test drives will be broken up into specific god mini-events, during which your characters can see how well they fare under the watchful eye of one of the gods. Choose wisely or just simply pick 'em all, and have fun!

F E A R

SCENARIO ONE: FRACTURED FUTURE?
[The Door brings in all that is chaotic and evil in the world. This may include you, may include the person next to you... and may include the monster behind you.

This time, the Door has decided to bring in some monsters who already have a taste of what it's like to win their war. Welcome to the Risen, from the Fire Emblem franchise!

Risen are reanimated corpses, dedicated to obeying their master's will. While they have some form of sentience, they cannot be dissuaded from their goal and attack all who oppose them with a singleminded desire to execute their purpose, which unfortunately for you is "killing indiscriminately". Still, they're not all bad and some of them may even be relieved to finally be put to death. Have fun!]

T R A N Q U I L I T Y

SCENARIO TWO: ONLY THE GOOD STUFF
[Tranquility has decided to take over Hope's food supply regimen and- well, if anyone thought he was a self righteous hipster before, this is probably what's going to seal the deal. All the food provided in the shops is now extremely vegan-only, from basic lettuce to the most bland fruit you can stand to look at.

None of it even tastes like anything, either- it's all like you're eating water. Maybe to Tranquility, this is a feast, but for you, it's difficult to register that you're even full. Better start prepping those salt mines- it's gonna be a long month.]

R A G E

SCENARIO THREE: YANDERE LIFE
[Unfortunately for you, you came at a time when Rage was very unhappy with everyone- and now you get to suffer for it. Is there anyone who catches your eye? Anyone who you might want to get to know a little better? Well, you're about to get to know them a lot better, because now you're obsessed with them.

It's not the innocent kind of obsession, either- this is a full speed ahead, breakdown, pull out the knives and rope kind of obsession, where your desire to be near someone is synonymous with stalking, being a creep, and overall just not really anything remotely approaching healthy.

Better look out and hope that nobody gets a crush on you either.

This is a mini version of our Kiss me Kill me event this month.]

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[ Actually, how easily can you get into a bar if you've been eighteen for at least a few decades...?

It turns out the answer is "pretty easily, if someone has dragged you in." It isn't terribly difficult for Maine to do, either, considering the fact that he's got nearly a foot of height and who knows how much weight on Charles.

This definitely beats getting maimed by zombies, at least for the current moment, but he's got a look on his face like he expects things to get worse, after he's been shoved onto the stool.

The guy isn't even saying anything, which somehow makes it worse. For now, Charles will attempt to look slightly indignant, which is difficult given the situation. ]

Isn't this too obvious of a place to hide?

[ the kid's wiry and thin, can't be any older than eighteen or nineteen, but maine pours him a drink anyway and slides the half-full glass over to him. he answers his question with an indifferent shrug and fishes his recently acquired smartphone ( laughably old tech but functional, definitely comes in handy for this particular purpose ) from his pocket, pulling up a text app to type up a response.

he sets the phone on the bar once he's done, angling the screen toward charles. ]

not hiding

[ why hide when half the fun is in killing shit that wants to kill him. ]

just getting acquainted with my surroundings

[ and the alcohol within those surroundings. ]

Edited 2018-02-19 00:23 (UTC)

[ Honestly, the first question that comes to mind isn't "is it really okay to be drinking this," but "are these cups even clean," which is the reason he's hesitating right now.

Maybe he'll just let Maine have that. ]

When those...things are outside?

[ It seems like he could've picked a better time, but... ]

You're not worried at all, are you?

Test Drive Meme #29

let's go with option two.

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