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1. I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
2. Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
3. If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
4. I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
5. This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
6. wildcard do it do it
2. Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
3. If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
4. I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
5. This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
6. wildcard do it do it
poor little toenail. that's what clued you in, really?
1: I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
2: Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
3: So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
4: We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Text her?
2: Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
3: So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
4: We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Text her?
tell hope hes fired.
3. well. three and a half? do the souls of hosts count? lets call it 4.
3. well. three and a half? do the souls of hosts count? lets call it 4.
do that and you might be the only one on their side of the war i can tolerate. we'll be enemies but at least youll go down looking good.
thats the real problem with this place, the dead arent normally so talkative.
1. In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
2. there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
3. You can say goodbye to our security deposit. He opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
4. Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
5. text him?????
2. there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
3. You can say goodbye to our security deposit. He opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
4. Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
5. text him?????
if you want, i can switch to just texting you in emotes so you don't feel like i'm talking to you
i want to say no but i also want to know what emotes are. talking without talking?
1. also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
2. Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
3. answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
4. The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
2. Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
3. answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
4. The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
[She's like... tilting the phone upside down and at angles to try and figure that out.]
what is that supposed to mean
what is that supposed to mean
oh yes how dare I get things far removed from my own world wrong on the first try.
exactly what i was thinking, yeah
want another?
want another?
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