also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home.

[odinbolt]

you know the drill

Comments

[abyssalarcana]

[She's like... tilting the phone upside down and at angles to try and figure that out.]

what is that supposed to mean

[proselytise]

straight face, thumbs up.

0 for 1 so far

[abyssalarcana]

oh yes how dare I get things far removed from my own world wrong on the first try.

[proselytise]

exactly what i was thinking, yeah

want another?

[abyssalarcana]

i suppose, why not

[proselytise]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[abyssalarcana]

shouting at an upside-down goat floating over a small hill

[proselytise]

wow, you were really close that time

it's someone flipping a table over

[abyssalarcana]

i like my interpretation better. the world could use more floating upside-down goats.

[proselytise]

wow, for once i kind of agree with you

[abyssalarcana]

see im not all bad

[proselytise]

right just like 99.9% bad

[abyssalarcana]

its a lot more fun than being nice to people, that sounds like too much work

[proselytise]

youre too lazy to be nice but not too lazy to commit mass murder

sounds fake but okay

[abyssalarcana]

just a matter of priorities Charles

[proselytise]

have you considered

different priorities

[abyssalarcana]

no that sounds like a terrible idea

[proselytise]

which means that it's probably actually a good idea

[abyssalarcana]

if youre talking in terms of cosmological absolutes, maybe. i know what i am after all

[proselytise]

exactly. 99.9% terrible

[abyssalarcana]

plenty would say 100% with that last 0.1% being merely an illusion to lure them into a false sense of security

[proselytise]

they're not too smart then

it's always good to leave that little margin of error

[abyssalarcana]

works for me. absolutes are boring anyway

[proselytise]

hey, another thing we agree on

can you run back to hell real quick and check if it's frozen over

[abyssalarcana]

'back' to hell? excuse me??