also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home.

[odinbolt]

you know the drill

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Caedra "extreme pile of trash" Nisariel, folks

[abyssalarcana]

1. I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.

2. Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.

3. If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark

4. I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?

5. This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.

6. wildcard do it do it

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[unheeled]

my missing toenail begs to differ on your being nice

[abyssalarcana]

poor little toenail. that's what clued you in, really?

5

[proselytise]

nope, still dead

[abyssalarcana]

thats the real problem with this place, the dead arent normally so talkative.

Rita "I'm aware I'm a harbage bag" Du Clark

[unheeled]

1. Suck it up and drink ur feelings like a normal person

2. I cant wait to go to hell

3. Diet's not working, come over i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me

4. [ wildcard me ]

2.

[abyssalarcana]

but the fashion devils! how will you manage

[unheeled]

by teaching them how to dress, obvs

i intend to climb the ranks while im there

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[odinbolt]

Are you sure? You'll have to wear double denim.

[unheeled]

wrong

i'll stage a hostile takeover of hell and institute an acceptable dress code

it's like i dont know me at all, serah

Jo Harvelle

[knifecollecting]

1: I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.

2: Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with

3: So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?

4: We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.

Text her?

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[abyssalarcana]

which is a shame. you should try it. its the only way ill eat them now.

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[knifecollecting]

are you at least drowning them in sugar too?

charles "doesnt even get a witty comment here" eyler

[proselytise]

1. In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?

2. there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.

3. You can say goodbye to our security deposit. He opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!

4. Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative

5. text him?????

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[jocoeur]

any requests for the tombstone?
maybe something along the lines of— "like a good neighbour, charles lies here"

[proselytise]

oh that's good

i dont think i can do any better

just remember me as i lived, not as i died...listening to awful hold music

2

[unheeled]

just drink the will to live back into urself

[proselytise]

tried

no luck

don't let them bury me in the gardening section

Philip

[radiopalkiller]

1. also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..

2. Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.

3. answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????

4. The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.

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[knifecollecting]

Maybe? Are you that desperate

[radiopalkiller]

The word you're actually looking for is 'resourceful'.

Trafalgar goddamn Law

[hot_mes]

1. I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.

2. I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.

3. [whatever!]

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[abyssalarcana]

was he hung? + if so whats his number

Edgar Portsnell

[abbatis]

1. If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark

2. I smell like cotton candy and guilt.

3. I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes.

4. I want to create a human. Discussion later.

5. I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...

Celebrimbor

[handofsilver]

1. Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.

2. Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...

3. No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can

4. If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.