Two Truths and a Lie

[lifetothefullest]

• Make a toplevel for your character
• ICly post two truths and a lie! Or four truths and two lies, or multiple sets of two truths and a lie, or whatever you want. Just make sure to make it clear how many lies there are for others to guess. Feel free to make a blank toplevel and then respond to yourself with multiple batches of truth/lie combos!
• Other characters reply and try to guess the lie
• Learn things/Discuss/Respond to other characters
• Feel free to assume there's some sort of compulsion to reveal things/explain/whatever, it's a meme
• Make sure to put in a content warning if any of the truths/lies would warrant one
• Have fun!

Comments

Michael Munroe

[aroundthecoroner]

[Gonna post below!]

level: easy/less weird

[aroundthecoroner]

1. I've never had a pet.
2. I've probably held more organs than the average surgeon.
3. I'd never been on a boat before Hadriel.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Gonna go with the boat one.

Though I gotta tell you that never having a pet is really weird.

[aroundthecoroner]

Yeah, it's the boat one.

Wait, why is that weird? There were like, four kids in my house growing up. That's probably enough small energetic things?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Unless you had to feed them, take them for walks or clean out their shitboxes, they don't count as pets.

[aroundthecoroner]

Isn't that what you do with kids, though? I mean, besides the shitbox thing. Though I guess diapers count, at least while they're babies.

... I think I just argued for children being pets.

[theweakhavepurpose]

You did. Proving my point about not having pets being weird.

I'd like to argue for the reverse with pets being children. There's some wolves I'd like to claim as dependents on my taxes.

[aroundthecoroner]

Or maybe that my ideas about kids are just weird? Anyway, you have pet wolves? That's pretty awesome.

[theweakhavepurpose]

They're technically not mine. And they're not pets.

But I've been the one taking care of them, so that should count.

[ By "taking care of" he means he's the only one down there skritching their ears and telling them they're good boys while the rest of the cult is trying to turn them into killing machines. ]

[aroundthecoroner]

Do you like, work at a wolf sanctuary?

[Somehow despite being technically a serial killer, this is the only possible meaning that crosses his mind.]

[theweakhavepurpose]

I wish.

No, Jacob captures wolves, tortures them and injects them with this drug to make them stronger and more ferocious. Trains them to kill people.

But I'm the one brushing them and sneaking them snacks and teaching them to play fetch.

[aroundthecoroner]

... Jesus Christ.

[y i k e s]

Well, uh, I'm glad you're infinitely less of an awful person than this Jacob guy? What is going on where you're from? Are you from Mad Max world?

level: harder/weirder

[aroundthecoroner]

1. Harlan and I haven't even kissed yet.
2. I've killed three people without using either weapons or my bare hands.
3. There are two people in Hadriel that I know the exact location of at all times.

[stealyoursoul]

Since the last two sound too crazy to be true, I'm assuming they are. Is one the lie?

[aroundthecoroner]

[Hm. Awkward.]

Uhhh yep. That one's the lie. You're, uh, good at this? I even made one of the other ones a trick question kind of.

[ghostlocked]

[aroundthecoroner]

You weren't supposed to see that.

[ghostlocked]

Holy shit, how would I not see it?

[aroundthecoroner]

I don't know, what if you weren't playing this game?

[ghostlocked]

Michael. Jesus christ.

Anyway, I obviously know which one is the lie. I win.

[aroundthecoroner]

God, I'm sorry. I'm bad at thinking up lies.

... And yeah, you win.

[ghostlocked]

You could've said that you can cook. Or that you have good fashion sense.

[aroundthecoroner]

Okay, now you're just being mean. I could've said that my boyfriend is tolerant of my kitchen handicap or my taste in shirts.

[ghostlocked]

I will always lovingly give you shit about the onion thing, but I'm not sorry about the shirts. In fact, between the two of us, pretty sure you're the one that owes me an apology for putting me through that shit.

[aroundthecoroner]

They're good shirts, Harlan. Maybe you're the one without fashion sense. Mister cartoon character closet.