where the gods are made up and the murder doesnt matter

[cashlin]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME




do the thing

using the chart below, list all the characters your character would consider dating/becoming allies with/befriending!

to make more columns, copy the two middle rows beginning at (tr bgcolor) and stopping before the (/tbody)-- aka including the (/tr).

list pros and cons.

post it here.

react ic or ooc, make more for the people you missed, whatever you feel.

certain disaster.

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

lilith

[cashlin]

lmk if you want her thoughts on your character if they aren't on here B)

NAME	PROS	CONS
Maketh Tua	maketh, you poetic noble land mermaid drank me under a table and that is IMPRESSIVE very capable, A+ shot great friend where did this mother henning come from	what are feelings???? also we bicker sometimes lets not make this more complicated lilith okay
Jack (not “Handsome” but still handsome)	cool dude, also a great friend that whole ruggedly handsome camo chic thing common interests; enjoys murder and explosions can be relied upon not an asshole	bros b4 hos no hetero
Axton	cute also a Vault hunter v much an ally sense of humor awkward in an endearing kind of way	still awkward mentory feelings? he looks up to me that's Weird
Rhys	cute in the way that a puppy that's stuck upside down because it can't roll over by itself is cute	literally everything else
Jack (“Handsome”, but not handsome)	opportunity to get him to drop his guard and then kick him in the dick	literally fucking everything else
Fiona	hey I just met you and this is crazy but you saved my ass so call me maybe?	(actually no you're cool and we should be friends but maybe we should talk first)
Krieg	ally....????	banging a psycho sounds like the worst possible idea probably not what 'strip the flesh' means
Those Cute Guys I Met My First Day Here (Kaz and Sam)	attractive helpful	what were those guys' names again isn't not-an-asshole jack friends with one of them? shit fuck uh.
Gren	none at all	do you wanna fuckin go meet me behind the bar bro
Cullen	handsome??? can (presumably) fight	Buzz McKillington no fun at all NEVER MIND isn't he like married or something anyway
all of the teenagers	you are all adorable	but also i'm like 27 no

Re: lilith

[wormintheglass]

Banging a psycho can be highly rewarding. Also you needn't feel bad when they make it necessary to shoot them in the face.

1/2

[cashlin]

2/2

[cashlin]

Well, sure, it makes sense when you put it like that, but I'm still not gonna!

[BIANCA NO]

[wormintheglass]

It makes everything so gloriously uncomplicated. And the truly psychotic can be terribly entertaining.

[cashlin]

Are you seriously into guys who yell about poop trains and meat bicycles.

[bianca.... ]

[wormintheglass]

Poop trains is a new one on me, I have to admit.

[cashlin]

Psychos on Pandora are...

Unique. [ahem.] Krieg's still on our side, though, at least.

[wormintheglass]

Lilith, darling, we're a ragtag band of refugees from many worlds being kept in the gods' equivalent of an uncomfortably small fishbowl. I feel we're all de facto on the same side, here.

[liquid_serpent]

How dare you not include me! [Is insulted.]

[cashlin]

Ugh, fiiiine.

NAME	PROS	CONS
Liquid Snake	Decent body, 6/10???	Insulted the BFF Insulted basically everyone else Rude af No shirt no shoes no service (ง •̀_•́)ง BRING IT ON, SCRUB

[liquid_serpent]

That is...

AWESOME! Sums Liquid up perfectly ^-^

[murderpotato]

Accurate tbh

[cashlin]

COME AT HER GREN YOURE GONNA BE A BAKED MURDERPOTATO (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง

[murderpotato]

HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS

HE'LL KICK YOUR DOG'S ASS

HE'LL KICK HIS OWN ASS