where the gods are made up and the murder doesnt matter

[cashlin]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME




do the thing

using the chart below, list all the characters your character would consider dating/becoming allies with/befriending!

to make more columns, copy the two middle rows beginning at (tr bgcolor) and stopping before the (/tbody)-- aka including the (/tr).

list pros and cons.

post it here.

react ic or ooc, make more for the people you missed, whatever you feel.

certain disaster.

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[wormintheglass]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Johanna	I just want to swallow her whole like an extra salty tequila shot	Who cares?
Rey	she's beautiful and she soothes me	she soothes me
Emily	Like an angry kitten	A bit young
Nick	so adorably rude and angry	also too young
Maine	doesn't talk back	does that armour even come off though?
Captain Jack	attractive, self-aware, conveniently located	we're far too alike, let's keep this platonic
Maketh Tua	needs to be unbent	but is unbending more hard work than I'm presently up for though
Firo (firmly platonic)	smart, fierce and naive	none found yet
Pell (also platonic)	adorable, intelligent, powered and rather sheltered	probably dangerously perceptive
Sam	I want to hang him on my wall just to look at. Preferably shirtless.	too thoughtful. would want Proper Relationship. with conversations and feelings and stuff. Also too young.

[cashlin]

im cracking up at Sam and Johanna omg

GET IT BIANCA...

[wormintheglass]

SHE HOPES TO

[unfollowing]

LIKE AN ANGRY KITTEN that's so beautiful

[wormintheglass]

AN ADORABLE ANGRY KITTEN

[circumitus]

...Am soothing?

[Help this does not compute Bianca why you do this.]

[wormintheglass]

Yes. Like warmed brandy.

[circumitus]

Huh.

It's just that no one's ever used that description before.

[wormintheglass]

I do try to be original, dear heart.

[circumitus]

[Wow, "dear heart"? Really?]

Seems that your efforts have worked. Impressive.