where the gods are made up and the murder doesnt matter

[cashlin]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME




do the thing

using the chart below, list all the characters your character would consider dating/becoming allies with/befriending!

to make more columns, copy the two middle rows beginning at (tr bgcolor) and stopping before the (/tbody)-- aka including the (/tr).

list pros and cons.

post it here.

react ic or ooc, make more for the people you missed, whatever you feel.

certain disaster.

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

emily

[unfollowing]

Like all of these are platonic because she's Devoted to Matt okay. (Somebody tell him that, it's really important that he knows how devoted to him she is, thank u.) If I missed someone or if you want Em's opinion on your character, lemme know! Also, I'm not canon familiar with Lucifer, but that wouldn't change Emily's take on him as I put it in the table.

NAME	PROS	CONS
ashley	smart nice hair doesn't get in my way	will throw you under the bus so fast it'll give you whiplash scares too easily no backbone too shy
chris	codes me emojis knows his coffee good sense of humor listens to me good with a gun super nerdy	super nerdy grow a spine stop making friends with assholes
josh	great sense of humor extremely chill most days tends not to bother me rich (does that count here) my wendibro i guess	unhinged af sometimes probably hates me
jessica	hot good fashion sense smarter than she looks would kill for her friends gets me	backstabbing whore gets me
maketh tua	badass hot in that 'person in a uniform' kind of way taught me how to fucking destroy someone good taste in drinks also a wendibro i guess?	punched me REALLY fucking hard has no sense of humor needs some chill
newt	nice i guess sewing partner if we ever have time to ask for supplies	disappears a lot but whatever too nice, don't fully trust him
kazuhira miller	polite speaks my languages	barely know the guy
nick rivenna	literally none	racist bitch
cashmere	nice name gets it	barely know her
motochika	plays the shamisen	otherwise a complete stranger
pellaz cevarro	sweetie likes nice clothes appreciates good tequila	don't know hm well enough to trust him sorry not sorry
lucifer morningstar	polite GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES confirmed this is not hell	literally the devil
bianca	looks classy sings well	kind of unsettling? idk she's just kinda weird really dramatic
kate galloway	nice hair knows sarcasm	take a shower
lilith	???	has no appreciation for fashion
koda	kinda hot kind of adorable how lost he is seems sweet his grandfather invented the wheel	take. a. shower. wash. your. hair.

Re: emily

[dedikated]

um wut u sayin sweat is like a shower they are both water

[unfollowing]

yeah a shower in dirty smelly water

gross

take a real shower