The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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Never have I ever broken a bone. Somehow. I probably jinxed myself, but whatever.

Left arm.

Skull fracture.

Probably a couple ribs.

[ If she keeps going, she'll be drunk till Tuesday. ]

[Augh you're making him wince ~~and realize he might've accidentally lied but to be fair he's not sure if he broke his ribs or not.~~]

That... Sucks. Like seriously sucks. Was all that at once?

Yeah. Same three minutes actually.

Between them was the gravitational explosion that broke my ribs.

[ Wait. ]

It was my right arm. Not the left.

Ow. Sorry. That sounds... Really not fun.

[He's not a big fan of being injured, which he has been a lot lately even if he hasn't broken anything.]

[POUR UP (DRANK)]

Oh boy.

Well if it makes you feel any better I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

[That's so not helpful, Chris.]

It hurts like hell and is a pain in the ass to wait on to heal. You don't want it, trust me.

Yeah, I uh... I'm already doing a great job getting hurt different ways, so I'm not feeling all that left out.

Too many to count at this point. [Enjoy the bizarre sight of an alien without a mouth drinking by absorbing something through a finger! That shifting ability, man. So many uses.]

[omg what a cute post

And he'll just ignore how weird that was...]

Do you have like, bones like humans do, or are they different?

[He's really curious.]

[Alright, so normally Glacius would not get into a chat about his biology with a human so easily, but he's had a couple of drinks so he's feeling a little bit more conversational than usual. At least Chris doesn't call him out on the differences in his physiology--that would be a sure-fire way to get him to clam up again!] I do have bones, but only in my natural form. They reside in a more traditionally organic layer of my anatomy that is shielded by my thick and strong icy skin.

[He listens, fascinated.]

Huh. That's really neat.

[Especially the whole shielded by armoured skin thing.]

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[If he hadn't had his much-needed character development in Haven, Wade would've immediately rendered Chris's statement inaccurate. As it is, he merely shrugs and takes a long, long swig.]

One time I broke a rib and it punctured a lung. We don't have enough hours in the day for all the other times, trust me.

[Said as casually as if he'd admitted to taking out the garbage every Tuesday.]

[He appreciates that restraint, Wade. He doesn't like being injured; it hurts. 8(

So he just looks half horrified and half sympathetic, because wow that sounds really awful.]

Ow, geez. Are you like... In dangerous situations a lot, or just super unlucky?

A little from Column A, a little from Column B, really.

I do work that involves a lot of thrill-seeking, let's just say.

Uh, sure, we'll go with that.

[ holy fuck why would you say this in this joint. ] mistimed landings. Lots of them. [ among other reasons. ]

[He likes to live dangerously only he totally doesn't but he feels like acknowledging that he jinxed himself will unjinx himself. Or something. He doesn't even believe in jinxes.]

Wait, so, it's normal to injure yourself if you don't land a drop or something exactly right?

[This is important information he's asking for a friend.]

[ her head tilts in consideration of the question. ] Depends how you land. And how high up you're jumping from.

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Do you mean your own or other people's?

[But that's a drink.]

Uh, I think I can safely say both for this one.

I....how?

[In the meantime, she drinks. A lot.]

I'm either really lucky or really unlucky depending on how you want to look at it?

[Because if only not breaking bones meant not getting hurt at all but he keeps managing that.]

And I'd ask how yours happened but I'm guessing it's a pretty long list.

[From that much drinking.]

I suppose.

[She makes a face.]

It's a long list. Starting with growing up on a farm and ended with incompetent storm troopers.