Chris Hartley (
thechoiceisyours) wrote in
dankmemes2016-05-21 10:08 pm
Never Have I Ever
The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.
HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Chris
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Never have I ever failed a class.
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Doesn't gotta be one shot for every class, right?
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[He grins a little, amused but not judging.]
School not your thing?
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I uh, wouldn't necessarily say that. More like a good at the last minute student.
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Technically, I haven't graduated either. I think.
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[So she's in good company.]
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[Whether or not it's sarcasm he'll take it.]
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[No drinking is done here.]
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[Nerd squad over here.]
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Skull fracture.
Probably a couple ribs.
[ If she keeps going, she'll be drunk till Tuesday. ]
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Oh boy.
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One time I broke a rib and it punctured a lung. We don't have enough hours in the day for all the other times, trust me.
[Said as casually as if he'd admitted to taking out the garbage every Tuesday.]
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[But that's a drink.]
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[In the meantime, she drinks. A lot.]
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[Technically. He would've been if he hadn't shown up in this place instead.]
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Are we talkin' the hospitals where you go to get better after you're sick or the ones that do random surgery without anesthesia for kicks?
...Y'know what, fuck it. I'll drink to both.
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What are we calling a hospital here?
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