The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Never have I ever missed work because of a hangover.

Not yet you haven't.

Is that a challenge?

If I'm... let's call it "self-employed", do I get a free pass?

Well, I suppose.

Yesssss.

[that's one shot saved in all the shots she's taken tonight]

[ thinks about it thinks about it...

Nope. ] Wish I had sometimes. [ working with a hangover? Fucking sucked ass. ]

They're far from pleasant.

Especially when you have to work outdoors. [ Just. No. Never again the sunshine hangover days. ]

[Have a sympathetic wince.] Oh, I remember.

[ if it wasn't against the point of the game she'd toast to that. ] Have to do it often?

Unfortunately. Public appearances were included in my duties.

[Welp, there goes that shot.]

I won't hold it against you.

I'm grateful.

[Wasn't his proudest moment, certainly.]

[He's upset he can't drink to this.]

Neither rain nor sun nor hangover, concussion or broken ribs.

[Have a small nod of approval.]

I appreciate that work ethic.

Neither have I!

[BIANCA YOUR PHYSIOLOGY DOESN'T DO HANGOVERS AND YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELF-EMPLOYED.]

Very nice.

Somehow I'm not surprised this is what you'd bring to the table here.

I work with my talents.

Like every other thing you say to me sounds dirty. If we hadn't already covered that you're not hitting on me, I'd be convinced you were.

[Why. Why does this keep happening?] Your world must have strange standards for flirting, then.

[It's your own damn fault.] It's less flirting and more hitting on. Slightly different. And I never said it was standard, or even classy.

[It certainly is not!] Well, I am not hitting on you.

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