Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

Maketh Tua

[mismanagement]

YES

[mismanagement]

Never have I ever missed work because of a hangover.

[watashinonamaewa]

Not yet you haven't.

[mismanagement]

Is that a challenge?

[cashlin]

If I'm... let's call it "self-employed", do I get a free pass?

[mismanagement]

Well, I suppose.

[dedikated]

[ thinks about it thinks about it...

Nope. ] Wish I had sometimes. [ working with a hangover? Fucking sucked ass. ]

[mismanagement]

They're far from pleasant.

[tongueamok]

[Welp, there goes that shot.]

[mismanagement]

I won't hold it against you.

[blowyoudown]

[He's upset he can't drink to this.]

Neither rain nor sun nor hangover, concussion or broken ribs.

[mismanagement]

[Have a small nod of approval.]

I appreciate that work ethic.

[wormintheglass]

Neither have I!

[BIANCA YOUR PHYSIOLOGY DOESN'T DO HANGOVERS AND YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SELF-EMPLOYED.]

[mismanagement]

Very nice.

[unfollowing]

Somehow I'm not surprised this is what you'd bring to the table here.

[mismanagement]

I work with my talents.

[mismanagement]

Never have I ever--

[SIGH]

--been called a homewrecker.

[cashlin]

[Pointedly not drinking.]

I gotta see the answers to this one.

[mismanagement]

Well I didn't know she was married!

[dedikated]

[ There is a looooooooooong consideration pause. ]

In general or by th' spouse?

[mismanagement]

Both.

[a pause]

Her son gave me dirty looks. I'd never been stared down by a three year old before.

[unfollowing]

YOU!?

[mismanagement]

It wasn't on purpose!

[corundum]

[Ah, drinking.]

One of the nicer things I've been called.

[mismanagement]

[Maketh looks surprised at that.] I suppose you've lived an interesting life, then.