Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[thechoiceisyours]

Never have I ever... Uh... Been in the hospital?

[Technically. He would've been if he hadn't shown up in this place instead.]

[ishotyouuu]

[Before he takes a drink, he's gotta clear something first.]

Are we talkin' the hospitals where you go to get better after you're sick or the ones that do random surgery without anesthesia for kicks?

...Y'know what, fuck it. I'll drink to both.

[thechoiceisyours]

Uh, my statement would be the same for both, so you're good either way.

[A pause.]

And like, we've only spoken twice now and I'm already kind of concerned about how bad your life seems to suck.

[ishotyouuu]

[Okay so he's just gonna go ahead and laugh at that. Uproariously. Because it really is funny in a sort of darkly comedic, "Harlan Ellison meets Monty Python" sort of way.]

Strap in, sweetheart. I could tell you shit that'd make Saw seem like a Care Bears special.

[thechoiceisyours]

[He's going to assume that's a genuine laugh or at least not a bad one, and he'll also just ignore the sweetheart comment. He's a little distracted by going briefly quiet at the mention of Saw, and then forcing kind of a strained smile.]

Yeah? I'm uh... Not a big fan of Saw anyway.

[ishotyouuu]

[Wade utters another chuckle at that, taking another swig. Nothing against the rule that they can't drink in between drinks, after all.]

Not into torture porn? Good. Feel more relaxed around you already.

[thechoiceisyours]

[He grins a little more genuinely at that.]

Yeah, same.

[dedikated]

... [ Kate's just going to sit here and try to work out if she needs to drink to this because the Clinic isn't exactly a hospital but it does perform all the functions of one. ]

What are we calling a hospital here?

[thechoiceisyours]

Uh, I'm thinking like, big place with doctors and diagnostic equipment and all that.

[Since he thinks he gets why she's asking.]

If we're counting the clinic I'd be lying, so...

[And not just technically by stepping into the place, but he'd spent a few days there after being buried alive for three days.]

[dedikated]

Excellent. [ because she has a feeling she's going to need all the non-drinking rounds she can get. ]