The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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NERVOUSLY DOESNT DRINK]

[ KINDRED SPIRIT ]

Yeah?

I've only ever... messed around. Nothing more than that.

That's not a bad thing. Is it?

It's not the end of the world, sure. But would I rather have it another way? Hell, yeah.

Then just... [ and stop her if she's wrong here ] ...do it?

[CIBO SHE'S GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.]

Do you know how hard it is to get people you want to have sex with to actually have sex with you?!

No. No, Lilith darling, it's really not.

I can see someone needs to take your education in hand.

It is for me! [First Roland, and now--

well.]

I-- well, I know how everything works in theory, I'm not a nun. It's just that I was kind of a geek in my formative teenage years, and I-- [Great. Now she's rambling.] There's a lot of factors!

Such as?

Bad luck.

Social awkwardness.

Bad luck can happen to anyone. I'll grant you that.

Social awkwardness? You're in a cave where we periodically share each other's dreams or murder each other for no good reason - I've found that sort of thing drastically mitigates the awkward factor.

[Guess who looks surprised.] I...would not have guessed that.

I. Uhm. Yeah, I-- yeah.

[She is TOMATO RED, this is the worst.]

[Maketh is trying so hard not to giggle.] I see.

[There she goes, sliding lower and lower until she's face down in front of her shot. Where's Kanda? He should've killed her.]

It's not by choice! It's like the entire universe is conspiring against me getting laid.

[Oh, this is fun. Maketh covers her smile with her hand.] Is it, then? I see.

[Peeking out from over her folded arms...]

Roland's clueless. We haven't done anything. And the one time I almost hooked up with somebody, Mordecai got to her first.

[And she's sinking back into her pile of shame again. Wow. Even her ears are red.]

[Maketh resists - barely - the urge to reach over and fluff Lilith's hair. Her ears are red. It's adorable. But Maketh is supposed to be above teasing her friends.

Well. Allegedly.] You'll get your chance.

[She's not brave enough to come right out with it-- she probably needs another twenty-odd shots.

And... yet. Lilith lifts her head and rests her cheek on her folding arms, looking sheepishly up at Maketh.]

Here's hoping.

[Guess who's blushing a tiny bit.] Indeed. But in the meantime, there are more shots to be had, yes?

More shots than is wise, yeah.

[Sighs and taps her shotglass against the tabletop.] Boy, I'm gonna feel this in the morning.

It wouldn't be a party otherwise. [Maketh grins.] I'll make you pancakes if you survive.

If I don't, make me pancakes whenever Hope wakes me up?

[Maketh, you're the best.]

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mismanagement - 2016-05-22 17:24 (UTC) - Expand

...fuck, you really do need a dick to choke on.