Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[watashinonamaewa]

[ KINDRED SPIRIT ]

Yeah?

[cashlin]

I've only ever... messed around. Nothing more than that.

[watashinonamaewa]

That's not a bad thing. Is it?

[cashlin]

It's not the end of the world, sure. But would I rather have it another way? Hell, yeah.

[watashinonamaewa]

Then just... [ and stop her if she's wrong here ] ...do it?

[cashlin]

[CIBO SHE'S GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.]

Do you know how hard it is to get people you want to have sex with to actually have sex with you?!

[wormintheglass]

No. No, Lilith darling, it's really not.


I can see someone needs to take your education in hand.

[cashlin]

It is for me! [First Roland, and now--

well.]

I-- well, I know how everything works in theory, I'm not a nun. It's just that I was kind of a geek in my formative teenage years, and I-- [Great. Now she's rambling.] There's a lot of factors!

[wormintheglass]

Such as?

[cashlin]

Bad luck.

Social awkwardness.

[wormintheglass]

Bad luck can happen to anyone. I'll grant you that.

Social awkwardness? You're in a cave where we periodically share each other's dreams or murder each other for no good reason - I've found that sort of thing drastically mitigates the awkward factor.