Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[cashlin]

Never have I ever been to jail.

[A beat.] For... longer than a few hours, anyway.

[They totally can't catch up to her for long.]

[watashinonamaewa]

[ shots shots shots ]

Sixty years.

[cashlin]

Yeesh. That's rough.

[watashinonamaewa]

To be clear, it wasn't an actual prison. [ Another for the hell of it. ] It was a sewer.

[cashlin]

Sixty years in a sewer?

[JFC]

That one definitely counts.

[watashinonamaewa]

[ nbd, tbh ]

It's a great story. Explosions and revenge. And explosions.

[cashlin]

What d'you know: three of my favorite things. I'd love to hear it next time you're feeling chatty.

[circumitus]

[Slowly... takes... a shot...]

[cashlin]

Not sixty years like Cibo, I hope?

[circumitus]

No, not sixty years. Not certain how many years, to be honest. It was all spent mostly in isolation.

[tongueamok]

[Siiiiiiiigh and a drink. What did he do to deserve this?]

[cashlin]

[but he looks like such a weenie........]

For what, jaywalking?

[tongueamok]

I'm not even sure what that is.

[Way to slide away from that question, Carlisle.]

[cashlin]

Not using the designated crosswalk when you go across the street.

[uh huh, dude.]

Seriously. What did you do time for?

[tongueamok]

It wasn't 'doing time.' I was imprisoned for a period on suspicion of murder.

1/2 this is the worst

[cashlin]

And?

[cashlin]

Wait.











Oh. Oh yeah. That usually gets enforced on other planets. My bad.

[thechoiceisyours]

[Okay he's... Kind of morbidly curious for reasons.]

That uh... Sucked, I'm guessing?

[murderpotato]

[Welp, there goes a shot.]

I guess being a fuckin' bitch ain't enough these days to get you in prison.

[cashlin]

Never was, shit-for-brains: it was the theft and the murder. According to the wanted poster there's also conspiracy and witchcraft, which-- [shrug? ??? ?] --enh.

[murderpotato]

Eeeeh.

[Seriously depends on what period in history you're talking about. Sometimes, being a bitch to the wrong person was totally enough to get you thrown in jail or worse.]

Right, you're from the murder planet or what the fuck ever. So, what, you trying to corner the market on being the shittiest person or something?

[cashlin]

I can't. You beat me to it ages ago.

[ ❤ ]

[murderpotato]

Bitch, you've got no idea.

[The shitty things Gren has done in his life would make some of those psychos on Pandora look like kittens.]

[fleshing]

FIGHTING DIRTY!!

[Still, that's admirable. He's drinking to that. A lot. Hyperion counts as jail, right?]

[cashlin]

[Have a friendly pat on your very wide shoulder, buddy.]

What matters is that you're outta there and with us now.