The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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[ Oh, boy. Here we go. ]

Never have I ever stole a car.

[ 'Borrowed' or 'inherited' doesn't count. ]

[He has to think about that one probably way too hard for someone who isn't drunk as often as he is.]

Fuck, I don't remember.

[Might as well take the shot, just in case.]

You're not Toad.

The fuck's that gotta do with anything?

(no subject)

blowyoudown - 2016-05-22 08:14 (UTC) - Expand

murderpotato - 2016-05-22 08:32 (UTC) - Expand

[ blinks bc this is the first time in about ten minutes she hasn't had to knock back her shot. ] actually... No.

You're missing out.

[ Paaaause. ]

Or so I hear.

Eh. Prefer wasting my money and not getting arrested. [ aka she has her own! Omo. ]

bluffed - 2016-05-22 08:14 (UTC) - Expand

dedikated - 2016-05-22 08:31 (UTC) - Expand

Does it count if it's a shitty car?

Unfortunately, yes. I'd say double shots for shitty cars because you had options!

You know, sometimes I forget cars actually belong to individual people.

[Supernatural's like GTA; see a car and it's yours. And she's drinking.]

Never have I ever spent more than 500$ on an outfit.

Why would anybody spend more than that on just clothes?

[so sayeth lilith 'will be wearing this outfit for the next five years until it is literal shreds' the siren]