Never Have I Ever

[thechoiceisyours]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[bluffed]

[ Oh, boy. Here we go. ]

Never have I ever stole a car.

[ 'Borrowed' or 'inherited' doesn't count. ]

[murderpotato]

[He has to think about that one probably way too hard for someone who isn't drunk as often as he is.]

Fuck, I don't remember.

[Might as well take the shot, just in case.]

[blowyoudown]

You're not Toad.

[murderpotato]

The fuck's that gotta do with anything?

[blowyoudown]

D'you have any idea how many fucking vehicles that asshole's gone through? At least half of them belonged to Homeworld mundies, that's his original Fable.

[murderpotato]

Like I fuckin' remember everybody's Fable.

[dedikated]

[ blinks bc this is the first time in about ten minutes she hasn't had to knock back her shot. ] actually... No.

[bluffed]

You're missing out.

[ Paaaause. ]

Or so I hear.

[dedikated]

Eh. Prefer wasting my money and not getting arrested. [ aka she has her own! Omo. ]

[bluffed]

I mean, if you got the cash, why not?

[ Hustling deserves rewards. ]

[dedikated]

[ exactly! ] Besides, where would you MOT it?

[kickingand]

Does it count if it's a shitty car?

[bluffed]

Unfortunately, yes. I'd say double shots for shitty cars because you had options!

[corundum]

You know, sometimes I forget cars actually belong to individual people.

[Supernatural's like GTA; see a car and it's yours. And she's drinking.]