Never Have I Ever

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The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[mismanagement]

Never have I ever--

[SIGH]

--been called a homewrecker.

[cashlin]

[Pointedly not drinking.]

I gotta see the answers to this one.

[mismanagement]

Well I didn't know she was married!

[cashlin]

Wait! You're the homewrecker?

[...] Oops. Sorry-- now you have to take one.

[mismanagement]

Not on purpose! [But she does drink, because hello bad decisions coming back to haunt her.] Her son did give me very rude looks at the time, but I don't think he could manage the full word. So. A technicality.

[cashlin]

Okay, fair. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one.

[Now it's her turn to giggle.]

[mismanagement]

[DRAMATIC SIGH]

Not my finest moment, I admit.

[dedikated]

[ There is a looooooooooong consideration pause. ]

In general or by th' spouse?

[mismanagement]

Both.

[a pause]

Her son gave me dirty looks. I'd never been stared down by a three year old before.

[dedikated]

[ in that case: one shot please. ] protip: never go to th' house.

[mismanagement]

[Maketh gives her a grim salute before downing her shot.] Noted.

[dedikated]

An' never let anyone make you feel bad about it. [ unless you like deliberately shagged them to break up the marriage it shouldn't be blamed on you. They're the ones unable to keep their clothes on. ]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh grimaces. She felt foolish more than anything else, looking back on it.] Also noted.

[dedikated]

[ And thus concludes lesson one in Kate Galloway's 'how to be an awful person' masterclasses. ]

[unfollowing]

YOU!?

[mismanagement]

It wasn't on purpose!

[unfollowing]

HOW? HOW THE FUCK IS IT NOT ON PURPOSE?

[mismanagement]

How was I supposed to know she was married!?

[unfollowing]

Don't you people have wedding rings or shit like that!????

[mismanagement]

Apparently some people don't like wearing them.

[unfollowing]

Then I guess it's her own fault.

[mismanagement]

Still not my best moment, I'm afraid.

[corundum]

[Ah, drinking.]

One of the nicer things I've been called.

[mismanagement]

[Maketh looks surprised at that.] I suppose you've lived an interesting life, then.