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dankmemes2016-05-21 10:08 pm
thechoiceisyours) wrote in dankmemes2016-05-21 10:08 pm
Never Have I Ever
The "Never Have I Ever" Meme
Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.
HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE
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Alright, here we go, take notes if you need to, lil bro.
Setting aside all the emotional baggage mortals like to load up in the act, consensual orgasms are a good thing for mortals. They relieve stress, burn calories, release all sorts of happy chemicals in the brain.
In other words, it feels good.
Orgasms work with or without a partner and once they discover them mortals tend to like to enjoy them, if a partner isn't available, they do it for themselves.
I can say, with a level of certainty that your friend Dean is probably an expert at burping his own worm. Have him show you a few ... tricks of the hand, so to speak. It'll be a grand exercise for you both.
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[ No, he doesn't. Well. No, that's not true, he understands all the mechanical stuff, because he's been a great observer of humanity for a very long time, and that's how God made them, but what he doesn't get is-- ]
I understand that it would be very instructive in my case, but I'm not sure what you think Dean might get out of it.
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Believe me, he could use one. Actually he could use about twenty.
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[ You're very coy for the actual devil, Lu, spit it out. ]
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[ If he has to break out diagrams ... ]
You could help him even, lend a hand.
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I've known Dean for several years, and he's shown only a predilection for members of the opposite gender. I'm sure he hasn't even looked once in my direction.
Well...perhaps once, when I showed him my wings. [ If he were talking to anyone else they'd think that was a euphemism. ]
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[ But mostly it was so Amenadiel would stop trying to use them as leverage. ]
As for the rest, you should talk to Dean.
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[ Arrogance. It's true. ]
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......
Pardon?
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You are the deceiver. Why should I believe you?
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Perhaps not the entire truth at a time but a direct, fabrication?
[ Was he that different in this other world? ]
If you'd like I can run down the placement of all moles and birthmarks.
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[ Which means he should believe it, straight up, but-- ]
I suppose since it was a dream, there need not be anything to it.