Never Have I Ever

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The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[liquid_serpent]

Even someone who might have insulted your precious goddess?

[tongueamok]

Are you implying I'd murder someone for slandering my goddess?

[Really, Liquid.]

[liquid_serpent]

Perhaps you would. You seem obsessed with this goddess of yours, so wouldn't put it past you to become delusional.

[tongueamok]

[Long-suffering sigh.]

Because you seem incapable of separating obsession from occupation, I'm going to put this to you very clearly.

I— [pointing to himself] —work for— [he rotates his hands around one another] —a church.

[And then he makes a little rounded steeple with his fingers.]

[liquid_serpent]

A church who seems a rather radical and self-obsessed one by my counts. One that abhors people that choose not to wear shirts by calling them heathens. How is that compassionate and caring might I ask? I thought men of the cloth were meant to be compassionate to all living beings and creatures no matter what their choices in life.

[Yep, he can talk.]

[tongueamok]

[His hand cannot slam harder into his face.]

Cisth, you know literally nothing about the following of the Camisou. I don't know why I thought for one second, "Ah, Carlisle, surely he's just confused and for some reason, he doesn't understand that you work for a church. Perhaps you should explain it to the fellow, and he'll get off your back!" Obviously a fool's errand. I see that now. A bit belated, but I suppose that is a better option than not at all.

I suppose I could try again. Watch me, now.

I— [great, he's pointing at himself again] —work for— [spinny hands again] —a church. I— [wait, pointing at himself a second time?] — am not— [he crosses, then splits his hands over one another] —the church. I— [more pointing, make it stop] —am allowed— [open palms now] —to have opinions of my own.

And my opinion is that you're a shirtless idiot who is happy to assume he knows everything about my religion from the scant conversations we have had.

[liquid_serpent]

[Liquid crossed his arms and allowed him to continue with his little rant. The blond couldn't help but smirk and let out a soft chuckle. Oh, this was too good.]

My, my. You do like to talk, don't you? I have no interest in your sect, nor your religious views. I only mean to ask you not to judge people plainly on their appearance. You do not know me.

[Shirtless idiot? Oh, that's rich. Probably true but Liquid will never believe it.]

You're so up your own arse, aren't you?

[tongueamok]

[He does talk a lot, if nothing else.]

I suppose you would know because you've been up your own plenty of times.

meow

[liquid_serpent]

[Did he just say that? Liquid clenched his right fist and had to restrain himself from punching the religious whacko in the face.]

Get off on it, do you? Thinking you're protected by the high and mighty while you insult "lesser beings" than yourself.

[Look who's talking.]

[tongueamok]

[He crosses his arms. So easy to be brave when it's here on a meme.]

I never said you were a 'lesser being.' I said you were a shirtless idiot and a godless heathen. Those are facts.

[liquid_serpent]

[He hates anyone calling him names, since he's had the fact that he was born the "lesser being" since birth. The recessive genes being handed down to him.]

I'm no heathen, you religious nutcase. [Mature.] The fact is you should get your head out of your arse and respect those above you. [As in him.]

[tongueamok]

And what makes you so much better than me, if I may ask? What is it that would place you upon a pedestal?

[liquid_serpent]

I was born a son of the legendary Big Boss. He was the best solider in the world some say. [He hates him but he's pleased he gained the skills off of him.]

Also, I'm no mere man. I was born a clone and have a genetically enhanced body structure, so I can withstand battles most men would die from. My IQ is 180 and I run an organisation called FOXHOUND containing specialist soldiers from around the globe.

[Yep, there we go.]

[tongueamok]

All that, and you couldn't kill one woman on your own. I suppose you don't get to drink after all, now do you?

[Not that he would have preferred Liquid to kill Rey, but hey, he had a great view of your failure from his apartment.]

[liquid_serpent]

That was different.

[Of course it was, Liquid. You just got burnt and couldn't beat her, since she had fire.]

How was I supposed to know she had fire as a weapon?

[tongueamok]

You say that as though you're going to know all the secrets of your enemies before you pick a fight. I'm but 'a mere man' [yes, that was complete with air quotes] and even I know to observe the lake before jumping in.

[liquid_serpent]

I was forced to become her assassin by the will of the gods'. That wasn't my choice. Yet, I had no idea she had such power. If I did then I may have approached the situation differently.

[tongueamok]

Good to know that for all your supposed skills, you're a lousy assassin. You barely made a dent in her. Made my work easy.