stay thirsty, my friends

[avephoenix]

rate dat ass / would you tap that



rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon
- comment with an image or a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around ICly rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???


lovingly taken from here

Comments

Will Graham | Hannibal |

[feelslikeimspilling]

One potato Two potato Three potato Bonus

I'm sorry for her

[mismanagement]

Are you quite certain you're fit for company of that sort? I rather doubt your potential friends care for being thrown up on.

No you're not lol

[feelslikeimspilling]

No, that's a special bond I save for extra special friends, like you.

okay no i'm not

[mismanagement]

Oh joy. You think you're charming.

Evil! Lol

[feelslikeimspilling]

You should know. I mean, you do make it your business to be all and up in mine.

[mismanagement]

I pay attention to nuisances. Occasionally they're entertaining. More often they end up maiming themselves and I have another mess to clean up. Time will tell with you, but I have a feeling you know where I'm leaning.

[feelslikeimspilling]

I think you like tragic, broken, little things. You like to poke them with a stick and see if they still move. You're borderline on obsessive, you know that right? I don't think you'd like me to psychoanalyze you, Maketh... So don't make me.

[mismanagement]

I served with a man who could read minds. Is that really the best you can do?

[feelslikeimspilling]

You tell me? You're the one that thinks you have me all worked out.

Or I could just throw up on you again? Make you uncomfortable... Make you feel guilty and horrified... You seemed to get off on that last time.

[mismanagement]

Guilt is a useless sentiment. How you are of any use tracking men down is beyond me.

Try harder. I'm sure you can.

[feelslikeimspilling]

You've already more or less admitted you're insanely curious about me. That's it, isn't it? You can't work me out and I get under your skin? You find me useless yet useful in the fact I give you a deeper purpose than simply guarding the city. You take control away from me because you struggle to keep your own.

Why else would you feel the need to bait me and belittle me? It's cute, should I be flattered?

[mismanagement]

I am in control of myself. You are an annoyance. A dangerous one.

Learn your place.

[survivethis]

I never stopped to look, but do you work out? You look like you work out.

[She's teasing him a bit.]

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ You've embarrassed him, Jill. ]

I er... Do a lot of walking...Not that you should have noticed anyway, I mean...

[survivethis]

I am more than just the uniform, you know.

[Though she doesn't get to be more than the uniform most of the time. But yes, she can notice such things.]

[feelslikeimspilling]

And what an outstanding uniform you are, Miss Valentine.

[ A pause. ]

I didn't mean to offend you... I er... I just didn't think you'd notice something like that about me, of all people heh.

[ He's awkward now. He wants to compliment her too but is fearful she thinks it fake. ]

[survivethis]

I don't think you give yourself enough credit, Will.

[He was handsome. Kind of strange, but still handsome.]

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ Ah, there she goes again, looking at him right in the eyes. He flickers his glance over hers a good few times, a half-smile on his lips before puffing a small, awkward, laugh out on a breath. Managing to hold eye contact with her for a little while before he has to look away. Rubbing his forehead then scratching the back of his neck, embarrassed. ]

You're very kind, Jill....

[ He pauses, lips ready to say someting else. Then he chickens out, of course he does. ]

I- I thi- ...Thank you.

[ Do it, Will! Tell her she's pretty for goodness sake! You were just checking her out, weren't you!? ]

[survivethis]

[Pretty sure he was looking at her ass, but she thinks the momentary eye-contact is real progress for him. Jill is a gutsy lady, so she's not the type to look away, even when she's feeling bashful, which isn't often.]

You're welcome. Any other body parts you want complimented?

[That was a joke!]

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ Will shakes his head, eyebrows raised for a second at her comment, before smile wide and naturally, a little laugh he couldn't contain before pointing a finger at her in a gesture that suggested he knew she was teasing. ]

I uh.. No! Haha No. Behave.

[He couldn't stop the smirk though as he tried to be serious. ]

[survivethis]

[She's never seen him smile like that. And she's glad he realizes that she's only teasing him. It's so easy to make him uncomfortable, after all.]

Well, the smile looks good on you, too.

[Jill couldn't help commenting on it.]

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ His smile lingered a little longer before it grew slightly smaller, looking at the floor, then back up to Jill for a moment. ]

I don't wear it all that often. Been told I need to change that. You're probably going to tell me to smile more too now, huh?

[survivethis]

It wouldn't hurt if you did.

[Guess her response was predictable.]

[dogsanddaughters]

Huh. [Miriam looks him up and down.]

Yeah, you could totally make money as a hooker.

[feelslikeimspilling]

[ Okay, that's a little uncomfortable. Why is she studying himm like that? ]

Uh- I er- Aahhh... A wh-... W-what now?

[ Pffff hold up, did she just?... He takes an awkward moment, face constructs various expressions one after the other as he tries to take that in. ]