(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

[dedikated]

You know what time it is

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Emily "my boys won't hesitate to run up on your boys" Davis

[unfollowing]

1. i sleep better at night when i win things. i never really weep for others

2. he told me to be a woman and make him dinner, so i threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner

3. get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get your shit together

4. text her

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[wendigoner]

That's so cool, Em

[unfollowing]

i guess?? i was pissed off, wtf did he really think i would want to fuck him after that?

men are morons, han. except matt

[wendigoner]

josh and chris aren't totally hopeless...

[unfollowing]

they're pretty hopeless, though

[wendigoner]

okay, yeah, they are.

1&2

[mismanagement]

you made three people cry last night


i am so proud of you

[unfollowing]

hmm, i can do better. or worse, depending on how we're looking at the number of people i make cry



well thanks, mom. but seriously, what a douchebag

[mismanagement]

one day i am going to unleash you on hux and just


laugh

[unfollowing]

is hux that loser who walks around dressed all in black with a mask? or the guy he fought with on the network?

[mismanagement]

oh no thats kylo

hux is the ginger

2.

[blessedmaiden]

You were far too kind.

[unfollowing]

ugh i know, right? he's lucky i wanted food more than i wanted to kick him in the balls

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[knifecollecting]

But it's cookie dough, it's been years since I had any.

[unfollowing]

get your shit together first

[knifecollecting]

my shit is together

[unfollowing]

sitting in the floor eating cookie dough is the opposite of having your shit together

[knifecollecting]

that's a lie. i had this cookie dough because i went grocery shopping yesterday and bought actual food to eat.

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[darthvaderfanboy]

I approve. Nothing better than a dominant woman.

[His mother raised him right in that regards.]

[unfollowing]

i'm not saying i want to be worshipped, but how fucking dare he say something like that

[darthvaderfanboy]

Good. Assert yourself and he'll respect you more. Or find a different guy. Some of them find that a turn on.

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[elegant_and_proud]

At least you didn't try to make dinner out of him. Surely that counts for something.

[unfollowing]

[...........lady wtf.]

cannibalism is a hard no for me

[elegant_and_proud]

I should hope so. That was gallows humour, not a serious suggestion

[unfollowing]

look, rage and fear made some of us accidentally commit cannibalism last year, so excuse me if i'm not laughing myself to death here at your "joke"