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Emily "my boys won't hesitate to run up on your boys" Davis
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2017-02-13 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i sleep better at night when i win things. i never really weep for others
2. he told me to be a woman and make him dinner, so i threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner
3. get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get your shit together
4. text her
2. he told me to be a woman and make him dinner, so i threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner
3. get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get your shit together
4. text her
1. just sneezed and started a fire. thought you should know.
2. ok, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on valentine's day an acceptable goal?
3. drew a giant robot attacking a city on the last guard report. someone colored in the fire on the burning building. was it you?
4. it was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
5. (send text?)
2. ok, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on valentine's day an acceptable goal?
3. drew a giant robot attacking a city on the last guard report. someone colored in the fire on the burning building. was it you?
4. it was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
5. (send text?)
( one ) Tell me we have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat.
( two ) You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he said he was "just gonna walk it off".
( three ) Someone just said I have an ass that could kill small children ... Don't know how to take that one.
( four ) Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Edited 2017-02-13 14:55 (UTC)
sure, if that's your thing. why is this even a question
i was watching chris play that. watching and recording because he needed to see later how much of a moron he is
001."I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky"
002. "...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count."
003. "You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder"
002. "...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count."
003. "You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder"
1.Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
2. I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
3. Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
4. text her!
2. I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
3. Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
4. text her!
001. "I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti."
002. "I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor"
003. "I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico"
002. "I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor"
003. "I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico"
have had different life goals until recently.
never celebrated v-day before either so wasn't sure if that was a thing.
so it's a thing.
never celebrated v-day before either so wasn't sure if that was a thing.
so it's a thing.
good enough.
will add some more screaming bodies and it should be ok to submit.
will add some more screaming bodies and it should be ok to submit.
buddha would recommend you please stop taking advice from your memories of drunken jessica
I think sober Jess would say the same thing...
just don't listen to her. or do the opposite of what she suggests. good rule of thumb
not really. more like extra judgmental looks and sighs. can live with that tho.
that's fair
well good luck or whatever while i stay in bed and hug my wolf
well good luck or whatever while i stay in bed and hug my wolf
i guess?? i was pissed off, wtf did he really think i would want to fuck him after that?
men are morons, han. except matt
men are morons, han. except matt
not blackmail
literally just to show him how stupid he gets sometimes
literally just to show him how stupid he gets sometimes
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