(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

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You know what time it is

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Kate "bad bitches get down on the floor" Galloway

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( one ) Tell me we have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat.
( two ) You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he said he was "just gonna walk it off".
( three ) Someone just said I have an ass that could kill small children ... Don't know how to take that one.
( four ) Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.

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s2g i thought this was about my idiot ex

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Might be. What's he look like?

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tall, scruffy, and full of shit

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Not this guy, then.

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I know the feeling.

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Ever think we should be sober more often to feel it more?

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That does sound like something that the sober me would say...

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She's sensible.
... I'm over it. Got enough responsibility as is. Need some stupidity.

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A woman after my own heart.

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Works for me.

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Makes a nice incentive for people to stop whinging.

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Compliment? Probably. How much tequila was involved?

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That's the last thing I remember of the night, so I'm guessing a lot.

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My sympathies for your hangover.

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All the crap in this place and not a single aspirin.

( #justmurdercavethings )

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The cruel irony of it all.

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I'm not hitting you over the head.

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Not me. Just someone who won't shut up.

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So we're knocking people out for fun now?

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For my sanity.

( Um. )

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I'm all for hitting people but maybe just leave?