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hannah "barely any screentime" washington

[personal profile] wendigoner 2017-02-13 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
001. "I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti."

002. "I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor"

003. "I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico"
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2017-02-13 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
buddha would recommend you please stop taking advice from your memories of drunken jessica
wendigoner: (but her eyes are on the door)

[personal profile] wendigoner 2017-02-13 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think sober Jess would say the same thing...
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2017-02-13 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
just don't listen to her. or do the opposite of what she suggests. good rule of thumb
wendigoner: (i know what she can do)

[personal profile] wendigoner 2017-02-15 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
i've been pretty good. haven't i?
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[personal profile] unfollowing 2017-02-15 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, all things considered