dankmemes | (803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

i mean it's not the contents of three to five bottles of ketchup.
(don't ask.)

[SHE... WON'T...]

i mean... they don't even grow here

maybe someone pulled a favor?

[THAT IS AN ALARMINGLY GOOD POINT how did the mangoes get here]

to have them dumped in your bed??

to have a mango tree installed.
still not sure who put these here.

if you find the tree, you can get back at them

if this escalates into another prank war, i am blaming you.

fine then just find the tree and put mango in everything you cook

[Mangos are so, SO good, Sans.]

[He's sure they are! There's just a, uh, little problem there.]

orchard fruit's not made of magic.
they'd go right through me.

you can't make it magic with... magic?

[How does this even work. She's genuinely interested.]

i mean, i could try.
no guarantee it'd work.

we could have some mango-smelling floors for a while.

you say that like it's a bad thing

and mango-textured floors.

obviously you'd clean that up. then you'd just have the smell

it would go so great with my hot dog-scented blanket.

[Thanks, Frisk.]

gross

blame the door.
also frisk.

they knew i'd love it.

you do you, i guess

there've been weirder things than blankets that smell like food, so... yeah. that's not so bad

hypothetically, what WOULD be so bad?

wind chimes made with fake body parts? coat hangers with fake limbs? those are creepy

chairs made of bones.
that was a fun one to wake up on.

i'm sure

[Also rude because Sans is a skeleton. Was that a thinly veiled threat to him? Way to go, Hadriel.]

[Totally rude, right?]

no mango-scented blankets anywhere, huh?

no. probably better that way, though. i'd just be constantly craving mangos here

they really must be something huh?

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