dankmemes | (803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

i mean, congrats to you, but goddamn

thank you
i take immense pride in the fact that I am still alive most days

that's usually the goal and often better than most people, so congrats once again

seems like a pretty low bar
but i'll take it

when life is shit, people like a low bar so they feel like they've actually accomplished something

and then there's the bars you drink at, so yeah

hooray for bars!!
what would we do without them, truly